Teeth are little brats. They're so high maintenance. Nothing else gets cleaned 2-3 times a day! They have their own brush. They have their own doctors. They get first dibs on everything you eat. AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO GROW IN STRAIGHT. amirite?

+1,706 Teeth are little brats. They're so high maintenance. Nothing else gets cleaned 2-3 times a day! They have their own brush. They have their own doctors. They get first dibs on everything you eat. AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO GROW IN STRAIGHT. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i agree 100%

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well if we're being exact... I agree 57.78% (26/45 words in the post). I mean, who really cares if your teeth get first dibs on what you eat, and sometimes they //do// grow in straight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically (since the words are of different lengths) you agree with 160/261 characters of this post. So, 61.30% actually. smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically (since the pixels of letters are different lengths) you agree with x/74802 pixels of this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/97813 For the people that can't do the math i made this awkward version 2.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you calling brats gay?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

<(O,O)>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IT'S A FUCKING OWL!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Believe me, owls have NO sex drive. None. And that's the LAST blind date I'm letting my pigeon friends set me up on! I mean it this time!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine grew in straight >:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO ONE LIKES YOU.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got excited thinking your name was reference to the show, then realized the it's a relatively common term :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IT IS! I didn't think anyone would catch it. And guess what else? My name is Sharon. The girl's name in Braceface was Sharon...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yay, that makes me happy! I've been watching all the episodes on youtube this summer except four episodes of season three, I can only find in Polish. It makes me mad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@jukilo Your teeth may have grown straight, but frowning while smiling is kind of strange.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like locking up my little brats in sharp, uncomfortable, metal cages wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Braces are like bootcamps or military schools for teeth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's straight camp? I'm pretty sure that's not where you send your brat to...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine are straight... But it's weird because my parents' aren't

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For a second there I thought you were saying your parents were gay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw my notifications and I was like wtf. Then I read it again. I see what you mean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True. I'm going for xrays this week because my damn wisdom teeth have been AWOL for 18 years. They now decide to grow in with a vengeance. A skew, impacted vengeance.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's AWOL? Is it some cool new dentist term?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Absent without leave.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine are STRAIGHT! Smiiiiillllleeeeeyyyyyfaaaaaccccceeeee.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine are STRAIGHT! Smiiiiillllleeeeeyyyyyfaaaaaccccceeeee.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine are STRAIGHT! Smiiiiillllleeeeeyyyyyfaaaaaccccceeeee.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whadya say? I didn't catch that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol ikr? What a brat. LIKE TEETH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, the elusive "triple-post"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well hopefully hands get cleaned 2-3 times a day or more, too. wary

And technically //they// get dibs on everything you eat unless you're a dog and you eat with your face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only on some things. Some people use utensils.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dog was offended by this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It isn't so bad having gay teeth. They get extra visits from the tooth fairy hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I kept reading "Teens" are little brats and it made no fucking sense. Now, I feel stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omg I didn't even catch that lol. I thought it still said "teens", it all made sense until the last sentence

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The last sentence sorta makes sense, in a homophobic way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah! Fuck teeth!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you have any idea how much that would hurt?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually I do... I get lonely.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read this as 'Teens' like 3 times in a row.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not to mention they hurt when they grow in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the first ones wake you //and// your parents up in the middle of the night from the tortuous pain and screams coming from the babies' mouth. Then they fall out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate it when my teeth grow in gay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago