Sleeping after orgasm should be called "taking a fapnap," amirite?

Incurring the dreaded toilet boner in the middle of the night.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate trying to shit with a boner. You have to either shove your dick under the toilet seat and feel intense pain when you piss, or leave it vertical and pray to god nothing comes out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hope your mother doesn't read this :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not as much as I do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And any tissues used while fapping should be called "fapkins."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And birds that fly while masterbating fap their wings. ... hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is another one of those things where I thought I was the only one, like I thought I was the only one who went to sleep immediately post-wank, and it turns out everyone else does it too forevernotalone.jpeg.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It should only be called that if you only orgasm after masturbating.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is troo. What do you call it when you make sweet love and then you're like "That was great. Well, goodnight."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can't think of anything clever but here is something lame! Orgasambien, because a good orgasm will help you to sleep like an ambien.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

never mind that last post... sex coma.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How about "refractory refreshment"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fapnap

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Daniel, I am disappoint.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lolrly? I thought I was being super clever when I made it up texting KT :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We need a word for when you're wanking off the pr0nz, and then right after you cream, you don't give a fuck about the porn anymore, and close all tabs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sometimes I orgasm at the wrong moment in the wrong scene of the wrong video and keep the porn open, but I can't get back into it and end up getting disgusted and close it anyway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Perversion aversion?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Daniel, I don't usually vote your posts down, but when I do, I vote your posts down.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just call that bedtime?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I get myself all situated in the proper position, with my napkins and lotion all right there, I call it my faparratus.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It’s common knowledge amongst girls that guys fall asleep after cumming, & it’s very disappointing that they do. We would prefer your orgasm to invigorate you, much like it does girls, & keep it up! Sadly nature, in this respect, has been cruel to girls, & we often have to wait till our guy has drifted off before we can finish ourselves off! As for fapnaps, aren’t you guys afraid that your mum (or sister!) is gonna walk in & find you fast asleep & naked, with your (limp) penis in one hand & a wad of soggy tissues in the other one?!

by Anonymous 5 months ago