The best place to watch a scary movie is on the toilet, so that if you get really scared and pee yourself, its ok. amirite?

But then a scene with a dead person in the bathtub will come up, and you can no longer be in that room.

I don't piss myself when I watch horror movies.

Wouldn't people start wondering what you're doing sitting in the bathroom for two hours?

Monsters come up from the toilets too.