+181 Part of you wants to think that Heaven doesn't exist because the thought of your family watching over you while you masturbate is too much, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess pedophiles who resist temptation will be rewarded in Heaven :p

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I knew you'd understand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"That's my grandson! He's turned into a respectable young man over the years...and he's grown a bit too! Oh, and he...wait...what is he...no....OH! OH GOD NO!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol wtf

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you believe in Heaven and Hell you would know that you only go to heaven on the first resurrection. I don't even know if I believe it and I know that. Revelations... Last book in the bible... Meh. Most people miss that part.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That isn't the only concept of heaven or hell...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The only right one. Unless you leave out some books. Like the last one. And the one where Jesus dies. But like I said. Meh. Most people miss that part.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...okay ...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But hey, maybe I have a different translation than you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The post has nothing to do with how one does or doesn't get into Heaven. It's a joking about jackin it. Chill.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was chill. Not everyone on here freaks out over everything. I just mentioned something. Mentioned. Nothing more, nothing less.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Taja...come on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought this was genius.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You nasty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago