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We all dial wrong numbers at some point but why dont we ever end up having a celebrity on the line? It'd be nice if you said "Hello, dad?" and got "No, this is Barrack Obama" as a reply, amirite?

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"Hello, Dad?" "No, this is Patrick."

madibs avatar madib Yeah You Are +148Reply
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@1418533

Bahaha thank you for that

@madib "Hello, Dad?" "No, this is Patrick."

I opened the comments and typed Crtl + F "Patrick" just to see who did it first.

If you call the wrong number, just pretend you're someone famous, and mess with them a bit.

@Deadpool I live in Los Angeles, so I could do this.

I couldn't do that , unless the person on the other end wasn't very bright

_Ashlie_s avatar _Ashlie_ Yeah You Are +20Reply
@Deadpool I live in Los Angeles, so I could do this.

I could also do this because I live in Bossier City.

inb4 nobody knows where that is...

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@1419073

(Rainboots):I felt that the emphasis was aptly used because of the fact that I was proving someone wrong. Which we all know is extremely fun.

@Shadi I could also do this because I live in Bossier City. inb4 nobody knows where that is...

Lousiana. I always imagined you lived in a treehouse and had a yellow dog who could do strange, strange, things with his body. And that you had a crush on a pink-haired princess.

HermoineGrangers avatar HermoineGranger Yeah You Are -3Reply

I don't think people do that.
Usually when I get a wrong number they say "I'm sorry, you have the wrong number." and not "I'm sorry, this is Eric Davis"

@Truuninja I don't think people do that. Usually when I get a wrong number they say "I'm sorry, you have the wrong number."...

How situation turns out as demonstrated by the POTD:

"Hey, Marvin. How's it going?"
"I'm sorry. This is Eric Davis."
"Oh. How disappointing. hangs up"

@Truuninja I don't think people do that. Usually when I get a wrong number they say "I'm sorry, you have the wrong number."...

Most of the time, it's just "The number you dialed is not in service. Please try again."

Jardens avatar Jarden Yeah You Are +15Reply
@If you're going to be Voldemort at least be funny.

2 things. One, since when am I a funny character? Two, I don't exist to make you laugh.

Jardens avatar Jarden Yeah You Are +80Reply
@If you're going to be Voldemort at least be funny.

If you're not going to have an identity, at least do not be a troll.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +30Reply
@If you're going to be Voldemort at least be funny.

I think you're confusing this Lord_Voldemort with the Voldemort on twitter (@lord_voldemort7). People are allowed to have names based on fictional characters without being in character you know....

Dirait_ons avatar Dirait_on Yeah You Are +24Reply
@If you're going to be Voldemort at least be funny.

If you're gonna be anonymous, at least a good troll.

I will never answer my phone the same again.

@greatrande I will never answer my phone the same again.

Youll be using your feet to pick it up from now on?

@greatrande Yes. Because that is exactly what I meant...

I kind of wonder what the mindset of the people who vote on these comments is.
"I will never answer my phone the same again."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UP UP UP UP! +41!"
"Youll be using your feet to pick it up from now on"
"Hahaha, that's pretty good too! +18!"
"Yes. Because that is exactly what I meant..."
"WHAT THE FUCK?! What's wrong with this guy?! -4! To hell with yee!"

Or you can just play along.
Like this:
Hello dad?
Yes son, btw your mom and I are getting a divorce.

"Hello, dad?" "Yes, this is Arnold Schwarzenegger."

Barrack Obama, nice, comfortable place for soldiers to sleep in.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +52Reply

lol next time I dial a wrong number they'll be like, "no, this is insert name here"
And then I'll be like, "Wait. Oh, my god. OH MY GOD! ARE YOU REALLY insert name here? OH MY GOD, WHAT AN HONOR! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TALKING TO YOU IN REAL LIFE! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN! JUST WAIT UNTIL I TELL EVERYONE THAT I WAS JUST TALKING TO insert name here ON THE PHONE!"
hee hee that'd sufficiently creep them out.

I_Predict_A_Riots avatar I_Predict_A_Riot Yeah You Are +39Reply
@I_Predict_A_Riot lol next time I dial a wrong number they'll be like, "no, this is insert name here" And then I'll be like, "Wait...

Caller: "Hey, Jim. What's up?"
Person on the other end: "I think you have the wrong number. This is Stephen."

Caller. "Holy Shit! Stephen, as in "the" Stephen? I am your BIGGEST FAN. Oh my god I have GOT to tell everyone that I just talked to THE Stephen."

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +25Reply

That would be funny to do if someone calls you with the wrong number.

The only time I dialed a wrong number, I had a machine answering like this "dirty voice Hey. You better have the bill payers permission and be over 18, this call will cost you £1... If you would like to hear two girls moaning press 1-"
I cut off after that because I am obviously a good girl.

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@1418727

Idk the exact one she's talking about but you can try 1800-boo-bies or 1800-chi-nese

wary smilie

@God_the_Almighty I guess it would be too personal to ask how you know this?

Well you of all people should know since you're God, but my friends and I thought it was funny to call things like that, the rejection hotline, and the Soulja Boy hotline back when we were 13/14 and really stupid.

"mom?" "No, this is the girl from the ring."

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@1418452

hey, if you watch a recording of a recording of the video in the ring- does that count as you watching the video and her still killing you in seven days?

alittleannoyeds avatar alittleannoyed Yeah You Are +3Reply

Massive famous celebrities have private numbers. They won't let you dial them unless they add you on their own phone. It's to prevent them getting a flood of calls and texts if the number gets leaked.

Sometimes, I ask who I'm talking to or it does happen that they tell me who they are. Not frequently though, I have to agree.

Iwannafingeryous avatar Iwannafingeryou Yeah You Are +26Reply

who's barack obama?

@J_A_C_K who's barack obama?

Barack Obama is an Olympic swimmer. He got a bronze medal in the Beijing Olympics.

Anonymous +37Reply
@J_A_C_K who's barack obama?

crosses fingers PleaseBeATrollOrKiddingPleaseBeATrollOrKiddingPleaseBeATrollOrKidding.

Anonymous +29Reply
@crosses fingers PleaseBeATrollOrKiddingPleaseBeATrollOrKiddingPleaseBeATrollOrKidding.

I'm pretty sure he is. In the post, "Barack" is spelled with tow R's, while the commenter spelled it correctly. For someone who doesn't know who Obama is, he's sure good at spelling his name.

@J_A_C_K who's barack obama?

He is a national terrorist. Refer to this post...
http://amirite.net/498652

@J_A_C_K who's barack obama?

Most people know him as Dwayne "Barack" Johnson.

"Hello, dad?" "No, this is Charlie Sheen."

Boufakas avatar Boufaka Yeah You Are +16Reply

"Hello, Dad?" "No, this is your great great grandfather talking to you from the afterlife"

@DandyLion "Hello, Dad?" "No, this is your great great grandfather talking to you from the afterlife"

"... Hold on. Your great great grandmother wants to talk to you."
"... Hello? Nan-"
"WHY DON'T YOU CALL MORE?!?!?!"

That happened to me once though! But the guy turned out to be just sarcastic :(

Expelliarmuss avatar Expelliarmus Yeah You Are +10Reply
@Expelliarmus That happened to me once though! But the guy turned out to be just sarcastic :(

This story fills me with delight! Can't wait for the film adaptation!

"Hello, who's this?"
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt."
"That's my name too!"

JAYwalkers avatar JAYwalker Yeah You Are +10Reply

It'd be funny if he said "Yes, this is Barack Obama"

I wish that could happen, every time I dial the wrong number it tends to be an angry Spanish lady

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@1418725

the fact that you use bing? I laughed heartily at that.

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@1418947

yeah, but i find that it's not as commonly used only because of the layout of the page and the simply the thought of using it over google

@1418725

http://ctrlv.in/33312

I thought some people would enjoy this.

I'd hope the President of the United States wouldn't spend valuable time answering wrongly dialed phone calls, and spend said time on bettering our government and such.

...but he can't please everyone.

next time my dad calls that's what i'm gonna say

danilols avatar danilol Yeah You Are 0Reply

I like to reply with "Oh, they're in the shower with their boyfriend/girlfriend"

Won't most celebs have secretaries?

@RandyMichz Won't most celebs have secretaries?

Cell phones don't exist anymore.

pb55020s avatar pb55020 Yeah You Are +24Reply

what's a phone celebrity?

Anonymous -7Reply
@what's a phone celebrity?

You see, a phone celebrity is an expert at phone sex. People pay thousands of dollars to hear their voice. They're famous all over the mobile porn community.

KirstenAs avatar KirstenA Yeah You Are +17Reply
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