"Hello, Dad?" "No, this is Patrick."
Damn u beat me to it :/
Bahaha thank you for that
I opened the comments and typed Crtl + F "Patrick" just to see who did it first.
If you call the wrong number, just pretend you're someone famous, and mess with them a bit.
Unless you live in an area where no famous people live.
I live in Los Angeles, so I could do this.
I couldn't do that , unless the person on the other end wasn't very bright
I could also do this because I live in Bossier City.
inb4 nobody knows where that is...
(Chauncy):Sweet. I know EXACTLY where that is.
(Rainboots):I felt that the emphasis was aptly used because of the fact that I was proving someone wrong. Which we all know is extremely fun.
Wwwhat? I get the same local news as you.
Wwwhat? I get the same national news as you.
Lousiana. I always imagined you lived in a treehouse and had a yellow dog who could do strange, strange, things with his body. And that you had a crush on a pink-haired princess.
The person you describe sounds a lot like my son...
I don't think people do that.
Usually when I get a wrong number they say "I'm sorry, you have the wrong number." and not "I'm sorry, this is Eric Davis"
How situation turns out as demonstrated by the POTD:
"Hey, Marvin. How's it going?"
"I'm sorry. This is Eric Davis."
"Oh. How disappointing. hangs up"
Who is this Eric Davis fellow?
Most of the time, it's just "The number you dialed is not in service. Please try again."
If you're going to be Voldemort at least be funny.
2 things. One, since when am I a funny character? Two, I don't exist to make you laugh.
If you're not going to have an identity, at least do not be a troll.
I think you're confusing this Lord_Voldemort with the Voldemort on twitter (@lord_voldemort7). People are allowed to have names based on fictional characters without being in character you know....
If you're gonna be anonymous, at least a good troll.
I will never answer my phone the same again.
Youll be using your feet to pick it up from now on?
Yes. Because that is exactly what I meant...
I kind of wonder what the mindset of the people who vote on these comments is.
"I will never answer my phone the same again."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UP UP UP UP! +41!"
"Youll be using your feet to pick it up from now on"
"Hahaha, that's pretty good too! +18!"
"Yes. Because that is exactly what I meant..."
"WHAT THE FUCK?! What's wrong with this guy?! -4! To hell with yee!"
"Hmm... THis username has an underscore... -1"
"Hmm.. You're a jerk! -1."
I love how after my comment that -4 comment has gotten 3 positive votes.
"To hell with yee!" -∞."
Or you can just play along.
Yes son, btw your mom and I are getting a divorce.
"Uh, you and mom have been divorced for 7 years...?"
You'd think they would know their parents voice though.
Hmm... I've never heard of that car manufacturer before, but if mom signed off on this, I give you my blessing.
"Hello, dad?" "Yes, this is Arnold Schwarzenegger."
Was wondering when you'd show up.
Barrack Obama, nice, comfortable place for soldiers to sleep in.
lol next time I dial a wrong number they'll be like, "no, this is insert name here"
And then I'll be like, "Wait. Oh, my god. OH MY GOD! ARE YOU REALLY insert name here? OH MY GOD, WHAT AN HONOR! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TALKING TO YOU IN REAL LIFE! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN! JUST WAIT UNTIL I TELL EVERYONE THAT I WAS JUST TALKING TO insert name here ON THE PHONE!"
hee hee that'd sufficiently creep them out.
Caller: "Hey, Jim. What's up?"
Person on the other end: "I think you have the wrong number. This is Stephen."
Caller. "Holy Shit! Stephen, as in "the" Stephen? I am your BIGGEST FAN. Oh my god I have GOT to tell everyone that I just talked to THE Stephen."
That would be funny to do if someone calls you with the wrong number.
The only time I dialed a wrong number, I had a machine answering like this "dirty voice Hey. You better have the bill payers permission and be over 18, this call will cost you £1... If you would like to hear two girls moaning press 1-"
I cut off after that because I am obviously a good girl.
Idk the exact one she's talking about but you can try 1800-boo-bies or 1800-chi-nese
I guess it would be too personal to ask how you know this?
Well you of all people should know since you're God, but my friends and I thought it was funny to call things like that, the rejection hotline, and the Soulja Boy hotline back when we were 13/14 and really stupid.
1. Press 1.
Unless you are Will Smith. In that case, this call will cost you... £7.
"mom?" "No, this is the girl from the ring."
You can not own days.
St. Patrick can.
That is one general cell phone contract.
hey, if you watch a recording of a recording of the video in the ring- does that count as you watching the video and her still killing you in seven days?
"Oh. So I guess I jave seven days left?"
"Well.... I'll be on vacation all next week. How about you come in like, 2 weeks instead."
Massive famous celebrities have private numbers. They won't let you dial them unless they add you on their own phone. It's to prevent them getting a flood of calls and texts if the number gets leaked.
Sometimes, I ask who I'm talking to or it does happen that they tell me who they are. Not frequently though, I have to agree.
who's barack obama?
Barack Obama is an Olympic swimmer. He got a bronze medal in the Beijing Olympics.
Oh it just had to be Bronze... Just because Obama is black does not mean the medal that he wins in a fake story has to correspond with his skin tone.
How could you be so racist, Dwight! Go sit on the Naughty Step.
puts head down while heading toward naughty step
Bronze is made from smelting tin and copper.
I remember that! That was a big win for Africa!
I thought black people were awful at swimming
crosses fingers PleaseBeATrollOrKiddingPleaseBeATrollOrKiddingPleaseBeATrollOrKidding.
I'm pretty sure he is. In the post, "Barack" is spelled with tow R's, while the commenter spelled it correctly. For someone who doesn't know who Obama is, he's sure good at spelling his name.
oooh wow, looking way to far into this
He is a national terrorist. Refer to this post...
Most people know him as Dwayne "Barack" Johnson.
"Hello, dad?" "No, this is Charlie Sheen."
"Hello, Dad?" "No, this is your great great grandfather talking to you from the afterlife"
"... Hold on. Your great great grandmother wants to talk to you."
"... Hello? Nan-"
"WHY DON'T YOU CALL MORE?!?!?!"
That happened to me once though! But the guy turned out to be just sarcastic :(
This story fills me with delight! Can't wait for the film adaptation!
"Hello, who's this?"
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt."
"That's my name too!"
It'd be funny if he said "Yes, this is Barack Obama"
I wish that could happen, every time I dial the wrong number it tends to be an angry Spanish lady
the fact that you use bing? I laughed heartily at that.
yeah, but i find that it's not as commonly used only because of the layout of the page and the simply the thought of using it over google
I thought some people would enjoy this.
I'd hope the President of the United States wouldn't spend valuable time answering wrongly dialed phone calls, and spend said time on bettering our government and such.
...but he can't please everyone.
It's the end of you and me...
next time my dad calls that's what i'm gonna say
I like to reply with "Oh, they're in the shower with their boyfriend/girlfriend"
Won't most celebs have secretaries?
Cell phones don't exist anymore.
what's a phone celebrity?
You see, a phone celebrity is an expert at phone sex. People pay thousands of dollars to hear their voice. They're famous all over the mobile porn community.
Are you implying that Barack Obama is an expert at phone sex?
No. He's THE expert.
Now that is sad.
Now you are just sad for replying to my comment saying 'Now that is just sad.'