Laying out to tan in your driveway is a little trashy when you have a perfectly good back yard to lay out in. Amirite?

But then I can't make facebook statuses about how people are creeps for staring at me when in reality I clearly want people to stare at me because I'm overexposing my STD-ridden body to everyone who passes by!

And that should probably say lying out to tan... but too late.