+706 Remember, if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Grinding the gears a little too fast hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You suck at commenting, man. That wasn't even funny. Just go away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono That wasn't even funny when Nonsense_Narwhal did it, and it isn't funny now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck you Carter

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't know why this second comment was voted down until I saw they were both by the same person, and I though to myself "What an asshole".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

frown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, man. Everybody's hating your comments today. Type out a pun and I'll go along with it for ya. Mostly because I love puns.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/635805

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A clever pun is always good. And besides best, worst, highest, lowest: all an opinion. Someone likes dirty humor. Someone likes toilet humor. I love puns.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yiu were shocked when you found out your toaster wasn't waterproof.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I get the pun, because the Korean tennis player Yiu Lang was hospitalized from electrocution in 1986! Quite clever!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm ashamed to say this, but until now I hadn't realized this was a pun. I thought it was a really stupid joke because everybody knows toasters electrocute people. ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love puns.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spoons are pointless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why won't anyone like the post then?! I posted this such a long time ago and majority of people voted it down!!! http://amirite.net/458626

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's probaby my favorite pun of yours, but I haven't read all of them. It's original, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All but two are. I gave credit in the comments to the ones thay weren't

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More lube next time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or had a defective Trojan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It took me a second to get the pun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy shit, what pun?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The one about soup being stewpid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, the other one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What other one? Some people smoke after sex. But if you're literally on fire, and smoking, you've definitely caused too much friction by having sex too fast? That pun?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get it, thank you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a pun?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, it's a play on words.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Psh. I know what a pun is. <.< >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was saying that it is a pun, because it is a play on words. And if you truly know what a pun is, why did you have to ask if that's really a pun? Could you not recognize one?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mwahaha and I've won. >:-]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I told you to shut up because I obviously didn't know what a pun was, I don't speak good English. This wasn't a "fight" so congratulations on your victory.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's all you would have had to say. I would have gladly explained. Sarcasm and facetiousness don't easily translate over the internet, so I really couldn't tell if you knew or not. There's no shame in not knowing what something is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just didn't feel like it, sorry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's just sad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So was the Gulags in Russia during Joseph Stalin's rule.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe too fast for your standards. I set of fire alarms across the country with my speed XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I'm sure that gets girls going," I said sarcastically with an air of mysticisim and charm that somehow deludes her into thinking that everything will be alright, even if only for that moment...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yeah i get tons of chicks with my pick up lines... ... and then i wake up :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And there's bird poop on your bed sheets, and your room smells like a chicken coop. Yes, yes, I've heard it all before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well see, you need to remember that if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that'd put the term "firecrotch" in a whole new light

by Anonymous 13 years ago

to* Because it's still Ramadan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, took me a second to get this one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The irony lies in the fact that sexual intercourse is also prohibited during this month.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does that make it embarrassing when some people are born 9 months after?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone's been reading Chauncy's published biography!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lots of these comments suck, haha...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure this post has a significant place in your heart. ... Like that one?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And so the awkward wait for a good comment begins.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me think of Misfits, when Nathan's brother and that cold girl took drugs, screwed and died because she was on fire and the car blew up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then Nathan takes a dump in that girl's bed?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And wipes with her pajamas, so Curtis bought her new ones ans then THEY screwed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't tell me too much! I'm watching on hulu! All I am supposed to know is that her heart makes her feel like peaches and cream.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oooh sorry, what episode are you on?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The last episode hulu released was the third episode of the second series. I think the next episode comes up tomorrow. Has the third series premiered yet?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lulz the one where the tattoo guy makes Nathan gay for Simon xD and no the 3rd series premieres this fall.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the tattoo guy makes Kelly gay for Vince, and Kelly thinks the tattoo means the tattoo guy, but it really means Vince from The WB's "What I Like About You."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This was mentioned in Ant & Lex. I now have more reason to be jelly of you, Favuvucks. d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my post? really?!?!?! OMFG IM FAMOUS GAHHHHHHH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She said "Get the lube babe.", but what I heard was "FUCK ME NOW." Honest mistake, really.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So it ISN'T normal that my hand starts smoking?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's come to my attention that people don't care how stupid loving every comment on the PoTD is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Instead of smoking a cigarette after sex, I check my BlackBerry. It doesn’t smell bad, it won’t cause cancer, but it has the same soothing effect."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, I saw this post and laughed, but I totally missed the joke. I thought OP meant that if you have the energy to get up and smoke a cigarette after having sex, you finished way too fast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

69 comments. EDIT: Damn, I ruined it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys: If you have to pee after having sex, good luck y amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So, are we still waiting?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I realize no comment have made anyone burst out laughing yet, so here goes my attempt at humor. Poop.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The humor behind this is that you stole this from someone else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reminds me of that robot porno I was masturbating to the other day. Link here: http://tinyurl.com/3rdpq4b (NSFW)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn that's hot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I clicked the link with out even realizing it could be a porno

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but i'm always smoking.... hot hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First reaction: I don't get it second reaction(after starting to read comments): ITS A PUN??? Third reaction(reading further): When does it mention FIRE? Fourth reaction (Sudden realization): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Well, that took a while.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry... I did the same

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't Woody Allen say this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yup

by Anonymous 13 years ago