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Remember, if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast, amirite?

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Because it's still Ramadan.

@Shadi to* Because it's still Ramadan.

Haha, took me a second to get this one

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are +4Reply
@CapedCrusader Haha, took me a second to get this one

The irony lies in the fact that sexual intercourse is also prohibited during this month.

@Shadi The irony lies in the fact that sexual intercourse is also prohibited during this month.

Does that make it embarrassing when some people are born 9 months after?

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@1412446

Aren't we all...

I think that'd put the term "firecrotch" in a whole new light

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are +40Reply
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@1410697

and a 100% chance there wont be a baby afterwards.

And so the awkward wait for a good comment begins.

CarmelFuzzys avatar CarmelFuzzy Yeah You Are +26Reply

Lots of these comments suck, haha...

@Sun Lots of these comments suck, haha...

I'm sure this post has a significant place in your heart.

... Like that one?

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@1411383

If you love the shit out of shit, you are left with nothing...

It took me a second to get the pun.

DictatorCourtneys avatar DictatorCourtney Yeah You Are +19Reply
@Holy shit, what pun?

The one about soup being stewpid.

DictatorCourtneys avatar DictatorCourtney Yeah You Are +42Reply
@no, the other one.

What other one?

Some people smoke after sex. But if you're literally on fire, and smoking, you've definitely caused too much friction by having sex too fast? That pun?

DictatorCourtneys avatar DictatorCourtney Yeah You Are +31Reply
@That's a pun?

Yes, it's a play on words.

@DictatorCourtney Yes, it's a play on words.

Psh. I know what a pun is. <.< >.>

Anonymous +5Reply
@Psh. I know what a pun is. <.< >.>

I was saying that it is a pun, because it is a play on words. And if you truly know what a pun is, why did you have to ask if that's really a pun? Could you not recognize one?

@Shut up.

Mwahaha and I've won. >:-]

@DictatorCourtney Mwahaha and I've won. >:-]

I told you to shut up because I obviously didn't know what a pun was, I don't speak good English. This wasn't a "fight" so congratulations on your victory.

Anonymous 0Reply
@I told you to shut up because I obviously didn't know what a pun was, I don't speak good English. This wasn't a...

That's all you would have had to say. I would have gladly explained. Sarcasm and facetiousness don't easily translate over the internet, so I really couldn't tell if you knew or not.

There's no shame in not knowing what something is.

@Holy shit, what pun?

that's just sad.

Anonymous -7Reply
@that's just sad.

So was the Gulags in Russia during Joseph Stalin's rule.

Wow, I saw this post and laughed, but I totally missed the joke. I thought OP meant that if you have the energy to get up and smoke a cigarette after having sex, you finished way too fast.

It's come to my attention that people don't care how stupid loving every comment on the PoTD is.

Anonymous +14Reply

More lube next time.

Anonymous +9Reply

She said "Get the lube babe.", but what I heard was "FUCK ME NOW." Honest mistake, really.

Guys: If you have to pee after having sex, good luck y smilie amirite?

Maybe too fast for your standards. I set of fire alarms across the country with my speed XD

sb123s avatar sb123 Yeah You Are +8Reply
@sb123 Maybe too fast for your standards. I set of fire alarms across the country with my speed XD

"I'm sure that gets girls going," I said sarcastically with an air of mysticisim and charm that somehow deludes her into thinking that everything will be alright, even if only for that moment...

sb123s avatar sb123 Yeah You Are +22Reply
@sb123 Oh yeah i get tons of chicks with my pick up lines... ... and then i wake up :(

And there's bird poop on your bed sheets, and your room smells like a chicken coop. Yes, yes, I've heard it all before.

So it ISN'T normal that my hand starts smoking?

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69 comments.
EDIT: Damn, I ruined it.

Or had a defective Trojan.

This made me think of Misfits, when Nathan's brother and that cold girl took drugs, screwed and died because she was on fire and the car blew up.

Roys avatar Roy Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Shadi And then Nathan takes a dump in that girl's bed?

And wipes with her pajamas, so Curtis bought her new ones ans then THEY screwed.

Roys avatar Roy Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Roy And wipes with her pajamas, so Curtis bought her new ones ans then THEY screwed.

Don't tell me too much! I'm watching on hulu! All I am supposed to know is that her heart makes her feel like peaches and cream.

@Roy Oooh sorry, what episode are you on?

The last episode hulu released was the third episode of the second series. I think the next episode comes up tomorrow. Has the third series premiered yet?

@Shadi The last episode hulu released was the third episode of the second series. I think the next episode comes up...

Lulz the one where the tattoo guy makes Nathan gay for Simon xD and no the 3rd series premieres this fall.

Roys avatar Roy Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Roy Lulz the one where the tattoo guy makes Nathan gay for Simon xD and no the 3rd series premieres this fall.

And the tattoo guy makes Kelly gay for Vince, and Kelly thinks the tattoo means the tattoo guy, but it really means Vince from The WB's "What I Like About You."

This was mentioned in Ant & Lex.

I now have more reason to be jelly of you, Favuvucks. d smilie

Vitaes avatar Vitae Yeah You Are +6Reply

but i'm always smoking.... hot hello smilie

First reaction: I don't get it
second reaction(after starting to read comments): ITS A PUN???
Third reaction(reading further): When does it mention FIRE?
Fourth reaction (Sudden realization): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Well, that took a while.

alittleannoyeds avatar alittleannoyed Yeah You Are +4Reply

"Instead of smoking a cigarette after sex, I check my BlackBerry. It doesn’t smell bad, it won’t cause cancer, but it has the same soothing effect."

GryndStones avatar GryndStone Yeah You Are +2Reply

So, are we still waiting?

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@1408797

Tomorrow*

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@1410718

You write that on their profile :L

CarmelFuzzys avatar CarmelFuzzy Yeah You Are +1Reply
@CarmelFuzzy You write that on their profile :L

But what if I don't know them? Then it's just awkward

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +1Reply
@1410718

HAPPY POTD FAVVKES!

Prosopagnosias avatar Prosopagnosia Yeah You Are +1Reply
@1410718

how prestigus.

Anonymous 0Reply
@1410718

With 372 posts, she was bound to have one good one.

Grinding the gears a little too fast hello smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Serg Grinding the gears a little too fast

You suck at commenting, man. That wasn't even funny. Just go away.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are -30Reply
@Serg You suck at commenting, man. That wasn't even funny. Just go away.

ono smilie That wasn't even funny when Nonsense_Narwhal did it, and it isn't funny now.

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@1410945

I'm unfunny? :P

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Serg I'm unfunny? :P

That's no reason to be so bitchy asdfghjkl
inb4 it's the internet
these are reactions I'd expect from /b/, not amirite

Javvies avatar Javvie No Way -2Reply
@1410945

Just for the record, he made the first negative comment.

@Serg You suck at commenting, man. That wasn't even funny. Just go away.

I didn't know why this second comment was voted down until I saw they were both by the same person, and I though to myself "What an asshole".

@Serg

I know, man. Everybody's hating your comments today. Type out a pun and I'll go along with it for ya.

Mostly because I love puns.

@Serg http://amirite.net/635805

A clever pun is always good. And besides best, worst, highest, lowest: all an opinion.

Someone likes dirty humor.
Someone likes toilet humor.
I love puns.

@pb55020 Yiu were shocked when you found out your toaster wasn't waterproof.

Haha I get the pun, because the Korean tennis player Yiu Lang was hospitalized from electrocution in 1986! Quite clever!

@pb55020 Yiu were shocked when you found out your toaster wasn't waterproof.

I'm ashamed to say this, but until now I hadn't realized this was a pun. I thought it was a really stupid joke because everybody knows toasters electrocute people. ono smilie

@DictatorCourtney I love puns.

Spoons are pointless.

JustBeingMarys avatar JustBeingMary Yeah You Are +16Reply
@JustBeingMary Spoons are pointless.

Why won't anyone like the post then?! I posted this such a long time ago and majority of people voted it down!!! http://amirite.net/458626

JustBeingMarys avatar JustBeingMary Yeah You Are 0Reply
@pb55020 Yiu were shocked when you found out your toaster wasn't waterproof.

That's probaby my favorite pun of yours, but I haven't read all of them. It's original, amirite?

@Vepix That's probaby my favorite pun of yours, but I haven't read all of them. It's original, amirite?

All but two are. I gave credit in the comments to the ones thay weren't

pb55020s avatar pb55020 Yeah You Are 0Reply

Didn't Woody Allen say this?

Anonymous 0Reply

I realize no comment have made anyone burst out laughing yet, so here goes my attempt at humor.

Poop.

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@1410768

This is the first time I've heard from you in weeks, and you literally pull this shit?

i dont get it

Anonymous -9Reply
@i dont get it

Well see, you need to remember that if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

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