Some people smoke after sex. But if you're literally on fire, and smoking, you've definitely caused too much friction by having sex too fast? That pun?
I was saying that it is a pun, because it is a play on words. And if you truly know what a pun is, why did you have to ask if that's really a pun? Could you not recognize one?
I told you to shut up because I obviously didn't know what a pun was, I don't speak good English. This wasn't a "fight" so congratulations on your victory.
That's all you would have had to say. I would have gladly explained. Sarcasm and facetiousness don't easily translate over the internet, so I really couldn't tell if you knew or not.
There's no shame in not knowing what something is.
Wow, I saw this post and laughed, but I totally missed the joke. I thought OP meant that if you have the energy to get up and smoke a cigarette after having sex, you finished way too fast.
"I'm sure that gets girls going," I said sarcastically with an air of mysticisim and charm that somehow deludes her into thinking that everything will be alright, even if only for that moment...
The last episode hulu released was the third episode of the second series. I think the next episode comes up tomorrow. Has the third series premiered yet?
And the tattoo guy makes Kelly gay for Vince, and Kelly thinks the tattoo means the tattoo guy, but it really means Vince from The WB's "What I Like About You."
First reaction: I don't get it
second reaction(after starting to read comments): ITS A PUN???
Third reaction(reading further): When does it mention FIRE?
Fourth reaction (Sudden realization): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm ashamed to say this, but until now I hadn't realized this was a pun. I thought it was a really stupid joke because everybody knows toasters electrocute people.
to*
Because it's still Ramadan.
Haha, took me a second to get this one
The irony lies in the fact that sexual intercourse is also prohibited during this month.
Does that make it embarrassing when some people are born 9 months after?
Someone's been reading Chauncy's published biography!
Aren't we all...
I think that'd put the term "firecrotch" in a whole new light
and a 100% chance there wont be a baby afterwards.
Abortion 2.0
And so the awkward wait for a good comment begins.
Lots of these comments suck, haha...
I'm sure this post has a significant place in your heart.
... Like that one?
If you love the shit out of shit, you are left with nothing...
It took me a second to get the pun.
Holy shit, what pun?
The one about soup being stewpid.
no, the other one.
What other one?
Some people smoke after sex. But if you're literally on fire, and smoking, you've definitely caused too much friction by having sex too fast? That pun?
I get it, thank you
That's a pun?
Yes, it's a play on words.
Psh. I know what a pun is. <.< >.>
I was saying that it is a pun, because it is a play on words. And if you truly know what a pun is, why did you have to ask if that's really a pun? Could you not recognize one?
Shut up.
Mwahaha and I've won. >:-]
I told you to shut up because I obviously didn't know what a pun was, I don't speak good English. This wasn't a "fight" so congratulations on your victory.
That's all you would have had to say. I would have gladly explained. Sarcasm and facetiousness don't easily translate over the internet, so I really couldn't tell if you knew or not.
There's no shame in not knowing what something is.
I just didn't feel like it, sorry.
that's just sad.
So was the Gulags in Russia during Joseph Stalin's rule.
Wow, I saw this post and laughed, but I totally missed the joke. I thought OP meant that if you have the energy to get up and smoke a cigarette after having sex, you finished way too fast.
It's come to my attention that people don't care how stupid loving every comment on the PoTD is.
More lube next time.
She said "Get the lube babe.", but what I heard was "FUCK ME NOW." Honest mistake, really.
Guys: If you have to pee after having sex, good luck
amirite?
Reminds me of that robot porno I was masturbating to the other day.
Link here: http://tinyurl.com/3rdpq4b (NSFW)
Damn that's hot
I clicked the link with out even realizing it could be a porno
Maybe too fast for your standards. I set of fire alarms across the country with my speed XD
"I'm sure that gets girls going," I said sarcastically with an air of mysticisim and charm that somehow deludes her into thinking that everything will be alright, even if only for that moment...
Oh yeah i get tons of chicks with my pick up lines...
... and then i wake up :(
And there's bird poop on your bed sheets, and your room smells like a chicken coop. Yes, yes, I've heard it all before.
So it ISN'T normal that my hand starts smoking?
69 comments.
EDIT: Damn, I ruined it.
Or had a defective Trojan.
This made me think of Misfits, when Nathan's brother and that cold girl took drugs, screwed and died because she was on fire and the car blew up.
And then Nathan takes a dump in that girl's bed?
And wipes with her pajamas, so Curtis bought her new ones ans then THEY screwed.
Don't tell me too much! I'm watching on hulu! All I am supposed to know is that her heart makes her feel like peaches and cream.
Oooh sorry, what episode are you on?
The last episode hulu released was the third episode of the second series. I think the next episode comes up tomorrow. Has the third series premiered yet?
Lulz the one where the tattoo guy makes Nathan gay for Simon xD and no the 3rd series premieres this fall.
And the tattoo guy makes Kelly gay for Vince, and Kelly thinks the tattoo means the tattoo guy, but it really means Vince from The WB's "What I Like About You."
This was mentioned in Ant & Lex.
I now have more reason to be jelly of you, Favuvucks.
my post? really?!?!?! OMFG IM FAMOUS GAHHHHHHH
but i'm always smoking.... hot
First reaction: I don't get it
second reaction(after starting to read comments): ITS A PUN???
Third reaction(reading further): When does it mention FIRE?
Fourth reaction (Sudden realization): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Well, that took a while.
Don't worry... I did the same
"Instead of smoking a cigarette after sex, I check my BlackBerry. It doesn’t smell bad, it won’t cause cancer, but it has the same soothing effect."
So, are we still waiting?
Tomorrow*
You write that on their profile :L
But what if I don't know them? Then it's just awkward
HAPPY POTD FAVVKES!
how prestigus.
With 372 posts, she was bound to have one good one.
Grinding the gears a little too fast
You suck at commenting, man. That wasn't even funny. Just go away.
Fuck you Carter
I'm unfunny? :P
That's no reason to be so bitchy asdfghjkl
inb4 it's the internet
these are reactions I'd expect from /b/, not amirite
Just for the record, he made the first negative comment.
I didn't know why this second comment was voted down until I saw they were both by the same person, and I though to myself "What an asshole".
I know, man. Everybody's hating your comments today. Type out a pun and I'll go along with it for ya.
Mostly because I love puns.
http://amirite.net/635805
A clever pun is always good. And besides best, worst, highest, lowest: all an opinion.
Someone likes dirty humor.
Someone likes toilet humor.
I love puns.
Yiu were shocked when you found out your toaster wasn't waterproof.
Haha I get the pun, because the Korean tennis player Yiu Lang was hospitalized from electrocution in 1986! Quite clever!
I'm ashamed to say this, but until now I hadn't realized this was a pun. I thought it was a really stupid joke because everybody knows toasters electrocute people.
I love puns.
Spoons are pointless.
Why won't anyone like the post then?! I posted this such a long time ago and majority of people voted it down!!! http://amirite.net/458626
That's probaby my favorite pun of yours, but I haven't read all of them. It's original, amirite?
All but two are. I gave credit in the comments to the ones thay weren't
Didn't Woody Allen say this?
yup
I realize no comment have made anyone burst out laughing yet, so here goes my attempt at humor.
Poop.
The humor behind this is that you stole this from someone else.
This is the first time I've heard from you in weeks, and you literally pull this shit?
i dont get it
Well see, you need to remember that if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
Dude, don't copy off other comments. http://amirite.net/573663/1190265