+489 Redneck Star Wars: "Luke...I am your father.....and your uncle." amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

-Luke, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's FORMER ROOMMATE! -What the hell does that make us?! -Absolutely nothing!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oddly enough, in Redneck Star Wars Luke and Leia don't kiss.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Luke... I am your father... and your father in law. Hiya Leia ;D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey... What you did back there... it was pretty impressive. I didn't know you had it in ya! haha. To be honest, I thought you were pretty weak! ...Umm. I--I just can't thank you enough; so uhh... The least I can do is... The least I can do is THIS! *spontaneous kiss*

by Anonymous 12 years ago