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To: People that say "Jesus" like "Cheesus" - He did not die for your nachos, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yes he did. And they were good
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm sorry, it's sins. Not nachos. You're not right, lol.
by Anonymous12 years ago
He did not die to save my sins. Who the fuck would want to rescue evil? I was obviously to bring the most delicious to everyone in the world
by Anonymous12 years ago
Rom. 8:3-4
by Anonymous12 years ago
Tostitos 3:18-42
by Anonymous12 years ago
Tostitos isn't a book in the Bible.
by Anonymous12 years ago
O RLY?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yes, really.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://tinyurl.com/63m5vqk
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's great.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"As He was setting out on a journey, a man ran up to Him and knelt before Him, and asked Him, ‘Good Teacher, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?’ And Jesus said to him, ‘Why do you call Me good? No one is good except God alone.’" Mark 10:17-18
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yum, body of Christ nachos. finally make it not taste like ass
by Anonymous12 years ago
Since when do Christchos taste like ass? They've only been a little stale...
The only thing that came to mind was "It's the leaning tower of cheesa!"...
by Anonymous12 years ago
The colon seems a little unnecessary.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm using it as an exposition opener (to people, not a person), as when addressing a letter or gift to some people. I mean for there to be a glottal stop.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't think exposition means what you think it means, and why would you want a glottal stop there? You don't use colons to create glottal stops. I don't really want an argument; it's not really wrong, just a bit unnecessary.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I learned my grammar in a British school. The book I have (An Essential Guide to British Grammar) says to do so when addressing people. I have the chioice of either writing it
"To:"
or
"To ------:"
I'm sorry if it seems unnecessary, but this is the way I learned my English.
Which one would you prefer? You seem to be a native English speaker. (:
by Anonymous12 years ago
I guess it's just a matter of style. To me the colon there seems oddly formal, archaic even, but maybe it's used more in Britain (I'm Australian).
by Anonymous12 years ago
I thought of Modern Family when Gloria orders a bunch of "Baby Jesus" instead of "baby cheeses."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your entirely right. http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=306
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