In traffic there needs to be a hand signal that conveys, I wasn't trying to be a dick I am not from around here and I have no idea where I am or what's going on, amirite?

Just put an asian ornament on the rearview mirror instead of some dice.

Out of state license plates seem to do the trick.

Try sticking your middle finger up, everybody will understand your situation.

Ruminations

Oh God. I found this so hilRIOUAAAS. I can't stop laughing. hahahaahahaha! I'm just imagining someone trying to convey it. It's FRIKKIN funny!