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the whole put your middle name up on Facebook phase was really annoying, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I hate when people have Facebook names that aren't even their name. For example I saw this girl whose Facebook name is, I kid you not, Sexybaitface Tyra. And she's like 12.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You know how facebook makes a list of people you may know? for some reason there is always a girl named ''Deeletin Diiss Paigge''
by Anonymous13 years ago
I just don't get some people on Facebook...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Me neither
by Anonymous13 years ago
How about someone named Urethra Jackson or even Tia BeeCurvinBabii
by Anonymous13 years ago
no but I have seen a lot of girls with names complimenting themselves
by Anonymous13 years ago
mostly i see girls naming themselves like Ashley Lautner or Ashley Cullen or Ashley Bieber..stuff like that
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah and is it weird that when I read this I thought of the Ashleys from the show Reccess? i could somewhat imagine them doing something like that.
by Anonymous13 years ago
haha thats what i was thinking of when i wrote it
by Anonymous13 years ago
It never bothered me much..
by Anonymous13 years ago
My personal favorite, and this is an actual guy's name on Facebook... "Elijah J-dawgpaperstacks Edmonds"
by Anonymous13 years ago
I looked him up...He has a lot of mutual friends O.O...Do I know you?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Where are you from...
by Anonymous13 years ago
...It starts with an H
by Anonymous13 years ago
Is it in New Jersey?
by Anonymous13 years ago
HOLY SHITTERONI
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well that's where me and Mr. J-Dawgpaperstacks are from, and our town starts with an H too.
by Anonymous13 years ago
...I'd go into further details about the town name but I don't want people to find me and rape me...Maybe it's just a coincidence. I mean there's OBVIOUSLY a lot of Elijah J-dawgpaperstacks Edmonds, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lawlz totally. Are your school colors maroon and gold?
by Anonymous13 years ago
...........do you go by nikki by any chance..............
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nah. Just Annika.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Mmkay....
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why do you ask?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I thought Annika shortened would be Nikki or something cause I know a Nikki.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nikki is quite the common name, I know like 3. Annika is not. But if we do go to the same school chances are you're older than me so you probably don't know who I am anyway.
by Anonymous13 years ago
...This is really weird...
by Anonymous13 years ago
@(1383640): MAN, when am I gonna meet someone I know on here. DANG.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Our lame school friends are too lame for amirite, sadly.
by Anonymous13 years ago
(cry2)
by Anonymous13 years ago
We still have each other though!
by Anonymous13 years ago
There's somebody I know on here but I can't find them! Anybody named Carly from a small town in Wisconsin here?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Are you a Gryffindor by any chance?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Totally.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm a Hufflepuff myself.
by Anonymous13 years ago
What the hell is a Hufflepuff.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I live in the same town Slenderman lives in because we're friends so I'm in the same town as you too!
by Anonymous13 years ago
HOORAY THE TOWN WE ALL LIVE IN.
Are you gonna be a frosh too?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Indeed I shall.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wh-hoo. :3
by Anonymous13 years ago
If it's their REAL name, I don't care.
by Anonymous13 years ago
John imgonnaannoythefuckouttaeveryoneandputamiddlenamethattheciacouldntdeciper smith.
^that's why I hate Facebook.
by Anonymous13 years ago
... havent noticed oddly enough
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Kyle Nitro Thomason"
Wow, what a douche bag.
Oh wait, that's me.
Wow, what a douche bag.
by Anonymous13 years ago
*stalks on facebook*
by Anonymous13 years ago
Is it ok if I'm "Moony?"
Cuz, ya'know, Padfoot and Prongs were blocked, and I didn't want to be Wormtail.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Real middle names? No. But those ghetto idiots with "Bob suckmydick / prettyboy / gettingthatmoney / all other kinds of crazy studf, yeah.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Don't forget Supahigh
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't have a middle name to put on facebook soooo.....
by Anonymous13 years ago
I have my real middle name, just because I like the way it flows, and because too many people think the second half of my first name is my middle name (even though my first name is one word). But the people who put random crap about swag and money even though they're like 12? That's annoying.
(Though, I am ashamed to admit that I had Morsmorde listed as my middle name once, because it's the spell that conjures the dark mark.)
by Anonymous13 years ago
It doesn't annoying me if people use their real middle name and their last name. But I have people like Cheyanne Nicole and Shelby Danielle and I'm just like USE YOUR FUCKING LAST NAME, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU FUCKING ARE.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I do that because I don't want my parents to find me
by Anonymous13 years ago
While we're all sharing. . .
"Shaquann WhatchLookn'At Shaw"
It's probably his mother's maiden name or something. . .
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