I hate when people have Facebook names that aren't even their name. For example I saw this girl whose Facebook name is, I kid you not, Sexybaitface Tyra. And she's like 12.
...I'd go into further details about the town name but I don't want people to find me and rape me...Maybe it's just a coincidence. I mean there's OBVIOUSLY a lot of Elijah J-dawgpaperstacks Edmonds, amirite?
Nikki is quite the common name, I know like 3. Annika is not. But if we do go to the same school chances are you're older than me so you probably don't know who I am anyway.
It doesn't annoying me if people use their real middle name and their last name. But I have people like Cheyanne Nicole and Shelby Danielle and I'm just like USE YOUR FUCKING LAST NAME, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU FUCKING ARE.
I have my real middle name, just because I like the way it flows, and because too many people think the second half of my first name is my middle name (even though my first name is one word). But the people who put random crap about swag and money even though they're like 12? That's annoying.
(Though, I am ashamed to admit that I had Morsmorde listed as my middle name once, because it's the spell that conjures the dark mark.)
I hate when people have Facebook names that aren't even their name. For example I saw this girl whose Facebook name is, I kid you not, Sexybaitface Tyra. And she's like 12.
You know how facebook makes a list of people you may know? for some reason there is always a girl named ''Deeletin Diiss Paigge''
I just don't get some people on Facebook...
Me neither
How about someone named Urethra Jackson or even Tia BeeCurvinBabii
no but I have seen a lot of girls with names complimenting themselves
mostly i see girls naming themselves like Ashley Lautner or Ashley Cullen or Ashley Bieber..stuff like that
Yeah and is it weird that when I read this I thought of the Ashleys from the show Reccess? i could somewhat imagine them doing something like that.
haha thats what i was thinking of when i wrote it
If it's their REAL name, I don't care.
My personal favorite, and this is an actual guy's name on Facebook... "Elijah J-dawgpaperstacks Edmonds"

I looked him up...He has a lot of mutual friends O.O...Do I know you?
Where are you from...
...It starts with an H
Is it in New Jersey?
HOLY SHITTERONI
Well that's where me and Mr. J-Dawgpaperstacks are from, and our town starts with an H too.
...I'd go into further details about the town name but I don't want people to find me and rape me...Maybe it's just a coincidence. I mean there's OBVIOUSLY a lot of Elijah J-dawgpaperstacks Edmonds, amirite?
Lawlz totally. Are your school colors maroon and gold?
Are you a Gryffindor by any chance?
Totally.
I'm a Hufflepuff myself.
What the hell is a Hufflepuff.
I live in the same town Slenderman lives in because we're friends so I'm in the same town as you too!
HOORAY THE TOWN WE ALL LIVE IN.
Are you gonna be a frosh too?
Indeed I shall.
Wh-hoo. :3
...........do you go by nikki by any chance..............
Nah. Just Annika.
Mmkay....
Why do you ask?
I thought Annika shortened would be Nikki or something cause I know a Nikki.
Nikki is quite the common name, I know like 3. Annika is not. But if we do go to the same school chances are you're older than me so you probably don't know who I am anyway.
...This is really weird...
@(1383640): MAN, when am I gonna meet someone I know on here. DANG.
Our lame school friends are too lame for amirite, sadly.
(cry2)
We still have each other though!
There's somebody I know on here but I can't find them! Anybody named Carly from a small town in Wisconsin here?
"Kyle Nitro Thomason"
Wow, what a douche bag.
Oh wait, that's me.
Wow, what a douche bag.
stalks on facebook
While we're all sharing. . .
"Shaquann WhatchLookn'At Shaw"
It's probably his mother's maiden name or something. . .
John imgonnaannoythefuckouttaeveryoneandputamiddlenamethattheciacouldntdeciper smith.
that's why I hate Facebook.
Is it ok if I'm "Moony?"
Cuz, ya'know, Padfoot and Prongs were blocked, and I didn't want to be Wormtail.
Real middle names? No. But those ghetto idiots with "Bob suckmydick / prettyboy / gettingthatmoney / all other kinds of crazy studf, yeah.
Don't forget Supahigh
I don't have a middle name to put on facebook soooo.....
It doesn't annoying me if people use their real middle name and their last name. But I have people like Cheyanne Nicole and Shelby Danielle and I'm just like USE YOUR FUCKING LAST NAME, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU FUCKING ARE.
I do that because I don't want my parents to find me
It never bothered me much..
... havent noticed oddly enough
I have my real middle name, just because I like the way it flows, and because too many people think the second half of my first name is my middle name (even though my first name is one word). But the people who put random crap about swag and money even though they're like 12? That's annoying.
(Though, I am ashamed to admit that I had Morsmorde listed as my middle name once, because it's the spell that conjures the dark mark.)