+100 It would be weird to have sex in church, but I guess having a little boy screaming would take your mind off of it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had to read this five times.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well at least you got it!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know some people who've had sex in church and I was surprised to find them not struck by lightning. I also was going to put haha at the end of that sentence but then it's like I'm laughing at my own joke and well for me that can be embarassing...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who has sex in church?! How does that even happen?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahaha I have no idea! I was like :0 what? how is this possible??!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, you see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much they sneak off during church services and...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... Good story

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is that where priests fuck their little boys? Or do they take them back to their houses or what?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think the OP was meaning that the little boys were screaming because there is always a child screaming during church services.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No i dont think thats what the op meant because that wouldnt even be funny

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't find either option to be particularly funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's because your mom is a whore.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Priests molesting children. Very good, sir.

by Anonymous 12 years ago