The deliciousness of the food is directly proportional to the amount of time it can spend on the ground and still be appetising. amirite?

+179 The deliciousness of the food is directly proportional to the amount of time it can spend on the ground and still be appetising. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Barbecue ribs are delicious, but if they so much as get close to the ground, they're covered in smut.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...I wouldn't eat pudding that's been on the floor. xP

by Anonymous 13 years ago