"copper prices sky rocket today as all copper mines have been exhausted trying to keep up with demand from american authorities. In a related story, 50 people were crushed to death today as 3 Chinese bank robbers drilled through a vault holding America's debt repayment."
Too bad America will never be able to pay much back.
They'll probably melt down the pennies for copper and build some advance war machine with it.
How would that work in the currency exchange?
I read this as "Just to be assholes, we should pay china back in penises."
That sounds hilarious in theory, but doesn't work after it's been thought out.
Noooo thank you...