Sometimes on seeing someone or something, you just get the feeling that it's the sign of a forthcoming tragedy. It might be that some guy will get shot in the balls, or that some dude will discover that his date isn't really a woman or even worse, one of your female friends might...

+157 Sometimes on seeing someone or something, you just get the feeling that it's the sign of a forthcoming tragedy. It might be that some guy will get shot in the balls, or that some dude will discover that his date isn't really a woman or even worse, one of your female friends might break a nail. You have no idea about it except that it's going to be terrible, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or your female date breaks a nail, you find out she's actually a man, and she gets so angry that she shoots you in the balls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like how you assume I have female friends

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wat

by Anonymous 12 years ago