You've got to be kidding me. Why can't they be called illiterate if they are illiterate? If it isn't used offensively and it's the truth, then what's the problem? Why the hell is everyone so irritatingly Politically Correct?
Nothing in my initial anonymous comment should imply that I was thinking aboot money. If you are going to infer something, you should at least fortify your response with some evidence.
Did I reply to the wrong comment?
"Why is my comment anonymous and under the guise of deadquarter ?"
That's what I was referring to, the anon name you used.
Me: looks over link Mom! Come here!
Mom: What..I'm making -- NINJA! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT?!
Me: God told me to look at it and watch you come in here!
Mom: Oh...well if God told you to...
Well, OP is "SoccerFanatic" and Rod Fanni is a french soccer player, making him a soccer fanatic. SO this is a reasonable accusation.
Don't worry, anon. I got your back
Nobody: If you're still reading this, you may have low self esteem.
But... nobody's perfect
Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days
Everybody knows what, what I'm talkin’ 'bout
Everybody gets that way,
yeah! ......
NO BODY'S PERFECT
YOU LIVE AND YOU LEARN IT
LALALALA
I think I'll go smoke some pot and take racy pic.
xoxo *peace&duckfaces
http://ctrlv.in/51993
That cat is a Nazi! Hide me!
Smart People: You hate when you read a post addressed to you and it ends up being a joke. (cry2)
Illiterate People: You will never know what this post is saying, amirite?
Just for future reference, illiterate people usually don't take kindly to being called "illiterate".
Because they totally know that I just called them that.
Why is my comment anonymous and under the guise of dead quarter?
You were thinking of money.
Who is on quarters? - George Washington
Where is George Washington? - dead
Nothing in my initial anonymous comment should imply that I was thinking aboot money. If you are going to infer something, you should at least fortify your response with some evidence.
Did I reply to the wrong comment?
"Why is my comment anonymous and under the guise of dead quarter ?"
That's what I was referring to, the anon name you used.
Hmm... I'd say that is pretty sufficient evidence. Carry on.
Because I'm a bad ass mother fucker that doesn't let a colon tell me what I can and cannot read.
i was thinking colon like the organ and was like, 'da fuq?'
That's right! Don't let them hold you down.
Joke's on you, I don't know how to read.
Jokes on you, it really is butter.
Butter?!
*butta y'all
They're talking about Paula Dean
I got it the first time.
You hipster.
I can't believe it!
I CANT BELIEVE IT!
But you can type, I take it.
Oh dang, you got me.
On second thought those kind of jokes are funnier when they make things really awkward.
Smart people: You hate when apparently everyone is smart
Oh, I see what you did there...
I had to read this post like 20 times. Now I know why its addressed to smart people.
I am more than slightly offended.
I IS SO SMART!!111!!
Is it funny because its irrelevant?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography
Now watch your mom walk in.
Me: looks over link Mom! Come here!
Mom: What..I'm making -- NINJA! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT?!
Me: God told me to look at it and watch you come in here!
Mom: Oh...well if God told you to...
This is how it went for me:
Me**:** Dad, come get a look at this shit!"
Me and Dad**:* fap*
God has a dad?
Oh wait, of course he does: http://ctrlv.in/51998
You kinda are drawing attention away from my original comment...
DARN YOU MASTER OF LOLCATS!
I thought you ARE the father!
God has a dad?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Co...#Combo_breaker
Got'em
http://ctrlv.in/52031
Who is that?
People: Yeah. I'm talking to you!
Too bad I'm not human.
No. You're typing to me. Don't try and mix up functions on me.
You! Yeah! I'm eating to you!
http://ctrlv.in/52050
This. Right here. Is my. Swag.
This. Right here. Is my. George.
GERROFF MY LAWN!
This what?
Patrick?
Sparta?
The list is infinite.
The list extends into the futer.
This kiss! This kiss!
...you criminal.
I'm a criminal, but I'd be glad to kiss you
hehehe u fanni
I thought this post was for smart people.
Well, OP is "SoccerFanatic" and Rod Fanni is a french soccer player, making him a soccer fanatic. SO this is a reasonable accusation.
Don't worry, anon. I got your back
You observant bastard.
Or maybe they just think "fanni" is funny.
UrbanDictionary Definition**:**
Synonym of the female name, "Danni."
Another example of a complete obese person.
Your As Fat As Fanni and as ugly as George.
Sounds like a reliable source
Hmmm... how paradoxical.
A good POTD?! What is this??
It's either madness, Sparta, or Patrick. Take your pick.
Actually, nevermind.
"This is madness!!!"
"MADNESS??? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!"
"No, this is Patrick."
No, this is why I'm hot, HOT, this is why I am hot. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot!
This is the day that the lord has made!
This is how we do it!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween, pumpkins scream in the dead of night.
This ain't a song for the broken hearted.
No, this is a beat-uh, u can't touch.
Pug has been pleased. May Anthony and all of the mods take a well-deserved break and enjoy the satisfaction of pleasing this user.
I don't get it..?
WHY'D YOU READ IT IF YOU AREN'T SMART?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS ARE GOING TO BE?!?!?!
WHY AM I YELLING?
WHY DID YOU PUT SO MANY SPACES DOWN?
EDIT**:** Well that was a waste of time.