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Also about half eaten+144College is one of the only times of your life when you look at a half-eaten bag of microwave popcorn and think, "Maybe I should save that for lunch tomorrow," amirite?
Also about half eaten burrito+413"I dont care if you're full, finish your food, there are starving kids in Africa.." Ok mom. Should I FedEx them my half eaten burrito..? Amirite?
Also about eaten+453It would be cool to see all the food you've ever eaten stacked into one big pile just to see how much you've actually eaten throughout your lifetime, amirite?
Also by mashmallow515+22You absolutely hate when the way deep inside of your ear canal is really itchy, amirite?
Also about eaten+89You literally are what you eat. If you've ever eaten a burger before, some part of you is burger. You're part burger! And if you've eaten fish, you're technically a mermaid. amirite?
Also by mashmallow515+24When people say that if you "didn't have Disney movies, you didn't have a childhood", they seem to disregard the millions of people from other countries who probably never even heard of Disney in their childhoods, amirite?
Also by mashmallow515+21When you were little, you swore you would never become a grumpy, dark teenager—but you have become a grumpy, dark teenager anyways. Amirite?
Also about half eaten+74These are the three steps of a woman changing a flat; 1. Stare blankly at spare tyre for ten minutes. 2. Check glove box for half eaten packet of Doritos. 3. Call Dad, amirite?
Also about half eaten+670Pizza boxes are impossible to dispose of, they don't fit inside any trash bag, or trash can, or trash shoot ever built by humans. And it always pops open and spills half eaten crust on you whenever you try to throw it away, amirite?
Also about eaten+69At least once in your life you've eaten a bowl of cereal that tasted kinda funny, only to find out later that the milk was expired and you've already eaten too much of it, amirite?