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Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.

HastyCroissants avatar HastyCroissant Yeah You Are +73Reply
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I can't stop laughing.

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@I can't stop laughing.

Looks to me like you need a name.

Anonymous -1Reply
@Oh yeah. Mind giving me one?

"TrollmyTroll"?
I dunno.
Not very creative.
....And thats why my name is Your_Moms_Boyfriend....

@HastyCroissant Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.

Note to HastyCroissant: I've been reading your notes.

Fantastic mental image.

@IAmJacksWastedLife Fantastic mental image.

Now the world gets to find out if Dwight will reply to the first comment on his own post.

@Dwight Nah I don't think he is that shallow and pedantic.

Idk, he's pedantic enough to change his comment for no particular reason.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +7Reply

I read that as 'stop, drop, and troll'... :I

Anonymous +31Reply

STOP the conversation. DROP the conversation. And ROLL away.

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@1416907

PROVE IT.

...dammit.

MeWrongNo, you aren't funny. Stop it.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Shugah MeWrongNo, you aren't funny. Stop it.

MeWrongNo is just upsetting me. I hope MeWrongNo see's the error of MeWrongNo's ways.

@Shugah MeWrongNo sounds a bit Asian.

I'd use pronouns, but I'm too lazy to check MeWrongNo's profile to clarify MeWrongNo's gender.

@Shugah MeWrongNo sounds a bit Asian.

Actually, I am two-thirds and a quarter Asian.

@Shugah MeWrongNo, you aren't funny. Stop it.

Just when I thought that he left...

Prosopagnosias avatar Prosopagnosia Yeah You Are +2Reply

I'm seriously doing this the next time I'm in a boring conversation!

ox_olivia_xos avatar ox_olivia_xo Yeah You Are +11Reply

You would know a lot about fire, wouldn't you, Dwight.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/55744...lesson-on-fire

WhySoReguluss avatar WhySoRegulus Yeah You Are +5Reply
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@1416744

I can. Not. Pretty.

Or an interesting way to fail and escape an exam.
Stop doing it, drop it, then roll out of the class and GTFO.

Expelliarmuss avatar Expelliarmus Yeah You Are +5Reply

This is from Sickest Status.
http://www.sickeststatus.com/view/Funny/331
Still funny though!

@Whacka Interesting

You recognize it? I just got this Interest Ring the other day. ...He went to Jared's.

@Shadi You recognize it? I just got this Interest Ring the other day. ...He went to Jared's.

Cool. y smilie Meanwhile, I got an autograph from Michael Panry... it was three calculators tall. But it wasn't a grapefruit.

@Whacka Cool. Meanwhile, I got an autograph from Michael Panry... it was three calculators tall. But it wasn't a grapefruit.

Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you family recovers quickly from such a traumatic incident. This is something no person should have to relive twice, not to mention a Pole.

rubs forehead twice

@affenhausen rubs forehead twice

I am the Genie of the Forehead. I shall grant you three forehead-related wishes!

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@I am the Genie of the Forehead. I shall grant you three forehead-related wishes!

1) That my forehead shoots out candy when I want it to.
2) That, when pressed, stops any headache.
3) That my forehead will give me three more wishes when rubbed.

@Shadi Still flaunting that counting ability, are we?

It's easy with my mnemonic device.

1, 2, sniff the glue.
3, 4, grow up to be a whore.
5, 6, beat up all the pricks.
7, 8, be filled with hate.
9, 10, stab with your pen.
Let's get up and count again!

@affenhausen rubs forehead twice

Rubs arm twice, pets shoulder once, clutches foot three times, grabs wrist seventeen times, wonders why he is doing random actions and telling people about it

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@1416745

No, DWIGHT. I can understand Demitri, I guess, but MARTIN? Dwight doesn't even have a last name as far as this site is concerned.

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@1416757

Maybe this is a trick. ...Is this your card? flashes "Cassowary Inc." business card

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flashes mirror Nice try, but I saw that coming a mile away, thanks to... THIS! tests Cassowary's improv skills

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@1416777

I agree, given that I interpret this post to be aboot preparing sushi.

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@1416786

That depends. You got five bucks to spare? wary smilie

What if you're in a wheelchair?

Velociraptors avatar Velociraptor Yeah You Are +3Reply

Lol MeWrongNo was banned.

http://myfacewhen.com/212/

... You sir, have made my day.

Runys avatar Runy Yeah You Are +2Reply

"So then last night i signed the papers for my kids little league and you won't BELIEVE wh-"
"Stop." -Stops-
"What?"
"Drop." -Drops to floor-
"What are you doing, Steve?!"
-Rolls-

@mirandaamirite "So then last night i signed the papers for my kids little league and you won't BELIEVE wh-" "Stop."...

"Why are you rolling away? WHY ARE YOU ROLLING AWAY, STEVE, I WAS TALKING TO YOU"

Arcanes avatar Arcane Yeah You Are +3Reply

This conversation, though...

this is from the dimitri martin show in a segment called "good, bad, interesting" from the episode titled "safety". ban or remove this post because it is not original.

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