+1,552 Stop, drop, and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You would know a lot about fire, wouldn't you, Dwight. http://www.hulu.com/watch/55744/the-office-a-lesson-on-fire

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fantastic mental image.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mantle*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now the world gets to find out if Dwight will reply to the first comment on his own post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah I don't think he is that shallow and pedantic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Idk, he's pedantic enough to change his comment for no particular reason.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a moment to remember.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fantastic sexual image.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*rubs forehead twice*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am the Genie of the Forehead. I shall grant you three forehead-related wishes!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1) That my forehead shoots out candy when I want it to. 2) That, when pressed, stops any headache. 3) That my forehead will give me three more wishes when rubbed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Still flaunting that counting ability, are we?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's easy with my mnemonic device. 1, 2, sniff the glue. 3, 4, grow up to be a whore. 5, 6, beat up all the pricks. 7, 8, be filled with hate. 9, 10, stab with your pen. Let's get up and count again!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Rubs arm twice, pets shoulder once, clutches foot three times, grabs wrist seventeen times, wonders why he is doing random actions and telling people about it*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*gets ready to throw curveball*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm seriously doing this the next time I'm in a boring conversation!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tmi

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read that as 'stop, drop, and troll'... :I

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That works too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read "that" as "that".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're cool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This? ...hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/33208

by Anonymous 13 years ago

STOP the conversation. DROP the conversation. And ROLL away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot to ROCK the casbah!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Draco Malfoy anyone? http://laurenlopezandunicorns.tumblr.com/post/5732745716

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No thanks. I'm full.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DID SOMEBODY SAY DRACO MALFOY?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if you're in a wheelchair?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then I already got to you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Note to HastyCroissant: I've been reading your notes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love THIS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love THIS!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're welcome :1

by Anonymous 13 years ago

& THAT!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never find a love like this!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol yeaa

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MeWrongNo, you aren't funny. Stop it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MeWrongNo is just upsetting me. I hope MeWrongNo see's the error of MeWrongNo's ways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MeWrongNo sounds a bit Asian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd use pronouns, but I'm too lazy to check MeWrongNo's profile to clarify MeWrongNo's gender.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I am two-thirds and a quarter Asian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just when I thought that he left...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or an interesting way to fail and escape an exam. Stop doing it, drop it, then roll out of the class and GTFO.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GTFO isn't a recognized step in the procedure as of yet. The board is still discussing adding that step to lessen the amount of effort needed for the original three steps.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

STOP REPLYING TO EVERY FUCKING COMMENT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

STOP BEING YOURSELF! See? Not so easy, is it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm.....amusing, but these are much funnier http://www.jokesplace.com/joke/failexam.html

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or tits.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This conversation, though...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"So then last night i signed the papers for my kids little league and you won't BELIEVE wh-" "Stop." -Stops- "What?" "Drop." -Drops to floor- "What are you doing, Steve?!" -Rolls-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Why are you rolling away? WHY ARE YOU ROLLING AWAY, STEVE, I WAS TALKING TO YOU"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is from the dimitri martin show in a segment called "good, bad, interesting" from the episode titled "safety". ban or remove this post because it is not original.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh man, somebody better call the police

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol MeWrongNo was banned. http://myfacewhen.com/212/

by Anonymous 13 years ago