When my brother was three, he would take off the Barbie's clothes and then take baths with them.
But girls do the same thing... Although they might redress her afterwards.
*take off her head
My younger brother took my life-size barbie doll and beheaded her using the garage door while yelling "OFF WITH HER HEAD!". I was upset at first, but it was pretty damn entertaining.
I remember those! My cousin had one, and it was the first thing I always asked for when I went to her house. (Now that I think of it, they were pretty creepy). Your brother was also pretty clever for using the garage door as a substitute guillotine.
...where'd you get a life-sized Barbie doll?
They used to sell them in the 90's, I think. They may still sell them. They're "life sized" for kids, so they're something like 3 or 4 feet tall.
FAO Schwartz, the toy capital of America.
Nail polish remover can take off all the paint on a Barbie's face.
Good to know ;)
Thinking about how you might have learned this made me laugh.
And then destroy it with fire crackers.
I did that with the little barbies from happy meals. I also tried to strap them to bottle rockets but they were always too heavy to lift off D:
I did that with toy soldiers only to be disappointed.
My dad used to do that to my barbies. Then he would take me into a dark room and make me watch him make my two barbie dolls have sex.
What the fuck...
When I was little I would shave all the hair off my barbie.
Me too. I was quite annoyed when it didn't grow back and that it looked like shit.
barbie Q recipe:
-preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit
-place barbie on center rack in oven
-close oven and watch the magic begin.
I still do that.
I love all of the Barbie torture/disfigurement methods in the comments.
My brother cut the hair off of mine. He also chopped the head off of one via a workout bike...
I remember that my friend's older brother would take a permanent marker and make them look natural.
i definitely did that when i was young