the first thing young boys do when they have a barbie doll in their hands is to get her naked. amirite?

When I was little I would shave all the hair off my barbie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me too. I was quite annoyed when it didn't grow back and that it looked like shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*take off her head

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then destroy it with fire crackers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did that with the little barbies from happy meals. I also tried to strap them to bottle rockets but they were always too heavy to lift off D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did that with toy soldiers only to be disappointed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When my brother was three, he would take off the Barbie's clothes and then take baths with them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But girls do the same thing... Although they might redress her afterwards.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My younger brother took my life-size barbie doll and beheaded her using the garage door while yelling "OFF WITH HER HEAD!". I was upset at first, but it was pretty damn entertaining.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nice brother

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...where'd you get a life-sized Barbie doll?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FAO Schwartz, the toy capital of America.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They used to sell them in the 90's, I think. They may still sell them. They're "life sized" for kids, so they're something like 3 or 4 feet tall.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remember those! My cousin had one, and it was the first thing I always asked for when I went to her house. (Now that I think of it, they were pretty creepy). Your brother was also pretty clever for using the garage door as a substitute guillotine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dad used to do that to my barbies. Then he would take me into a dark room and make me watch him make my two barbie dolls have sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I still do that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nail polish remover can take off all the paint on a Barbie's face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good to know ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thinking about how you might have learned this made me laugh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My brother cut the hair off of mine. He also chopped the head off of one via a workout bike...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

barbie Q recipe: -preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit -place barbie on center rack in oven -close oven and watch the magic begin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remember that my friend's older brother would take a permanent marker and make them look natural.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i definitely did that when i was young

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love all of the Barbie torture/disfigurement methods in the comments.

by Anonymous 13 years ago