I'd prank call people as well.
Or Alan Rickman.
Not that I don't do this anyway...
I'd hide walkie talkies in people's carts at the grocery store and narrate what they do.
or Helen Keller
I'd narrate my own life. "And he picks up the pen, and then forgets what he needs to do after walking four steps. In frustration, he sets the pen down and heads into another room. All of a sudden, he remembers what he needed to do. However, he now can not find the pen."
Or James Earl Jones.
If I could show my appreciation and love for this anymore than I possibly can, I would.
and roscoe lee browne and richard mcgonagle