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Also by EpicBoy+10You hate it when your think you've locked your car keys inside your car, you check your pockets and even get on your knees to look under the car and yet you STILL dont find them. After your heart drops a good 10 feet, you finally realize they're in your hands and you end up laughing at yourself. amirite?
Also about making eye contact+96You hate when you're making eye contact, but you poke it too hard and they run away crying, amirite?
Also by EpicBoy+192It must be an awkward night for England on the 4th of July. Amirite?
Also about making eye contact+267You feel so sneaky when you and your friend are around someone you both don't like and you guys keep making eye contact when that person does something annoying, amirite?
Also about making eye contact+96It would be funny to creep out a sibling by running to their room late in the night and ask breathlessly if you can borrow a ruler. Once they give it to you, run to your room, slam the door, and be completely silent for around 30 seconds. Then come out of your room with a big smile on your face and thank them profusely. They'd probably have trouble making eye contact with you for at least a couple weeks, amirite?
Also about making eye contact+224Accidentally making eye contact with the gym don juan-abee while you're on the hip abductor machine with your legs wide open should be avoided at all costs, amirite?
Also about making eye contact-88Making eye contact with your pets sphincter is awkward, amirite?
Also about making eye contact+258It's hard to decide whether or not to give money to homeless people on the streets, so you avoid making eye contact, amirite?