+405 It'd be weird if making eye contact literally meant touching eyeballs. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"OHMG YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!!! That hot guy from math class made eye contact with me for a full ten seconds!!!" "OHMG NO WAY!" "YEAH! He just like walked right up and like touched his BEAUTIFUL eyes to mine... " "*sigh* That is SO hot. You are SOO lucky..." That type of "eye contact" would be really awkward to witness...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Now students, make sure you make eye contact with the whole class during your speech

by Anonymous 12 years ago