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Also by Jakeyluvsdazy+191How do you know it's a Disney Movie? If someone dies in the first 30 seconds. amirite?
Also about kill+246Before i let your second hand smoke kill me, i'll kill you with my first hand. amirite?
Also about kill+56We may say things like "I've got time to kill" or "I'm just killing time," but really, who are we trying to kid? In reality, we can't kill time. Time kills us, amirite?
Also about clue+143It's really annoying when there's one clue left on Jeopardy and they run out of time so you can't see what the clue was, amirite?
Also by Jakeyluvsdazy+13Everyone loves when you go fill up your cup and its heavy enough to stay there by itself and you go pee in the meantime. amirite?
Also by Jakeyluvsdazy+324Clue is the only place you can kill someone with a candlestick. amirite?
Also about kill+365They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. But I think guns help because if you stand in the middle of a room and yell BANG, you're not going to kill very many people, amirite?
Also about kill+349The NRA says, 'Guns don't kill people - people kill people.' That may be true, but I think the gun helps. You're not going to kill many people by standing around shouting 'bang!'. amirite?
Also about kill+514Why do people say "Kill two birds with one stone?" I mean, i get it, but why kill cute lil birds? Why not "Kill two spiders with one stone!" Spiders are killed easily by stones, and you keep the same meaning behind it, amirite?
Also about kill-149If you could go back in time to kill one person, you wouldn't choose to kill Hitler, you would kill Abraham, as he led to the formation of the three religions most responsible for wars and massacre-related events. With the consequential disappearance of Christianity, Judaism and Islam, you would not only be preventing the Holocaust in this fashion, but loads of other events such as 9/11, the Crusades and the Inquisition, amirite?