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I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?

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I didn't want to read it again but then it just happened

bignig_bigwins avatar bignig_bigwin Yeah You Are +150Reply
@bignig_bigwin I didn't want to read it again but then it just happened

And now you're pregnant with a half-human half-POTD baby...I know, the world is a tough place.

Anonymous +16Reply

Me: Nope, I'm not getting tricked by that one. Because it did say "I bet you had to read this twice", didn't it? reads it again

At first I NW'd because I didn't get the joke, and than I realized I had read it about 5 times.

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +113Reply

I read it twice before it had even registered with me what the sentence said

"I read it 10 times"
"I read it 12 times"
You counted?

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +61Reply
@Kashish "I read it 10 times" "I read it 12 times" You counted?

I read it 7,574 times..
but that's just a rough estimate.

DandyLions avatar DandyLion Yeah You Are +86Reply
@DandyLion I read it 7,574 times.. but that's just a rough estimate.

You're the only person I would respect for counting, l smilie

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +10Reply

Oh yeah? Well, you know what????
NO ONE READ THIS BESIDES THE OP, I don't want to inflict this horror on anyone innocent.

You are now breathing manually.
Oh look, you've got a tongue! Was it always this big?
Don't your eyes feel dry? Better blink a few times!
Yaaaawwwwn Wow I'm tired. Tonight I am definitely going to bed on time.
I just lost the game. How about you? Still in the running?

YEAH! Let's see how YOU like it!

@FlyingGuineaPig Oh yeah? Well, you know what???? NO ONE READ THIS BESIDES THE OP, I don't want to inflict this horror on anyone...

Haha.. Your plan has been thwarted. Clearly someone other than I read your comment since God himself read it. You good sir have caused the greatest being ever to exist to experience slight discomfort with his tongue. YEAH! How does it feel to sin?

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +25Reply

My thoughts when a little like:
Wait, what just happened... YOU SNEAKY BASTARD.
well played, sir. I applaud thou.

dinoroars avatar dinoroar Yeah You Are +48Reply
@Thatbitch Nice use of the word thou.

im gonna sound like such a buzzkill but it actually wasnt. thou is mostly used at the beginning of a sentence. it shouldve been 'i applaud thee'.

Cgymnast7s avatar Cgymnast7 Yeah You Are +66Reply

I expect a lot the people who voted nw to change their answer.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +38Reply

And now people will probably read it around 30 more times since it's POTD.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +34Reply

When I first read this I was all like "I'm not reading it again! HA!" But then I felt compelled to read it again. wary smilie

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +34Reply

I expected a typo or something. Darn my trusting nature.

ihearandomusics avatar ihearandomusic Yeah You Are +31Reply

I read it on my phone, then I saw it on here, then I saw it on twitter. THERE'S NO WINNING.

swimlaxs avatar swimlax Yeah You Are +26Reply

I got it the first time, but the post was to pretty to not look at again

DAMN YOU GOOD SIR.
You have tricked me and i despise you for that.

Anonymous +22Reply
@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/44363

What is with you and linking photos?

@Albert_Einstein What is with you and linking photos?

It's because she's got nothing actually funny to say but wants everyone ever to know who she is so she comments on every popular post about 90 times with some fucking picture.

Anonymous -2Reply

wh...why did i just do that? WITCHCRAFT.

Chells avatar Chell Yeah You Are +22Reply

Actually, I read it 3 times.

Anonymous +18Reply
@Actually, I read it 3 times.

You have to read it twice before you can read it a third time.

Fitzkriegs avatar Fitzkrieg Yeah You Are +59Reply

Sometimes, I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR MIND TRICKS I feel foolishh.

stephanythelions avatar stephanythelion Yeah You Are +16Reply

You got me -_-

jykjlw2s avatar jykjlw2 Yeah You Are +14Reply

Lol, the first time I read it I read it so quickly I didn't understand it. So I read it again to see what it said, and then I felt stupid.

cookiedoughs avatar cookiedough Yeah You Are +13Reply

I only looked once, but then I revisited the site to see what to POTD was...

Funnyplantss avatar Funnyplants Yeah You Are +13Reply

you are a genius

Trollpatrols avatar Trollpatrol Yeah You Are +9Reply

Clever

Voldemort spares your life...

The sad thing is, I have seen this post about 4 times today, and every time I have seen it I have read it twice. I'm not sure if I'm incredibly stupid or this guy is really clever.

I read it three times. I'm an over-achiever.

Well, three times now that this is potd.

I read this twice thinking that there must have been something extremely clever in the context that I missed, but it just said "I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?"

Boufakas avatar Boufaka Yeah You Are +6Reply

i read it 12 times o.o

I didn't HAVE to. I sat there thinking about it and I chose to because I wanted to.

I didn't actually have to read it twice, but I still YYA'd out of sheer respect for this brilliance.

shorkians avatar shorkian Yeah You Are +5Reply
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Deja Vu, the same post twice. Yes, I read it twice.

Anonymous +4Reply

Damn... it took four months, but now I have read it twice... I'll change my vote now...

Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +4Reply

I read it once and thought, "NOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME READ IT AGAIN! I WON'T DO IT!"
And then I read it again.

i read it once...

@Meandmycat i read it once...

Anyone have another turnip for this guy?

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +18Reply
@Meandmycat i read it once...

Well then you clearly missed the joke...

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +8Reply

If you don't like this POTD don't worry, it'll be over in 5 minutes, and if not, read this again.

Anonymous +2Reply

Ah, I see what you did there. Well you got me, hands down.

deeviants avatar deeviant Yeah You Are +2Reply

When this was first homepaged, I read it once and looked away really fast, thinking I was very clever. Now I must regretfully change my vote.

GracieGraces avatar GracieGrace Yeah You Are +2Reply

Every freaking time I come on amirite, I read it.
Sigh.

Lexiis avatar Lexii Yeah You Are +2Reply

I'm sitting here pounding my fist on my desk in joy. That was good.

John_Smiths avatar John_Smith Yeah You Are +1Reply
@John_Smith I'm sitting here pounding my fist on my desk in joy. That was good.

yeah, every time I'm happy I like to pound things too, even a poor defenseless desk. Sicko.

alittleannoyeds avatar alittleannoyed Yeah You Are +18Reply

You sir I a clever gentleman, I applaud you.

I bet you that the potato is superior to the beet.

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +1Reply
@MartellusBoss False. Black bear.

I would have also accepted Polar Bear.

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Brettward95 I would have also accepted Polar Bear.

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

MartellusBosss avatar MartellusBoss Yeah You Are +24Reply

<3

Anonymous 0Reply
@<3

*l smilie
If you're gonna show extreme emotion, at least do it right.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +19Reply

What kind of evil trickery is this?!?!

nugget_pickless avatar nugget_pickles Yeah You Are 0Reply

I don't get it (cry2)

@Blucatt I don't get it (cry2)

Just read it again..

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are 0Reply

FUCK YOU.

Anonymous -1Reply

Actually no, I didn't read it twice, I'm really stupid and had to read it at least five times.

wellwhynots avatar wellwhynot Yeah You Are -1Reply
@Dwight To read it five times you had to read it twice...

Haha yeah, realised that after I posted it & found a similar comment D: As I said, I'm stupid.

wellwhynots avatar wellwhynot Yeah You Are 0Reply

i read in my mind: i bet-bet you-you had-had to read-read this twise-twise. lol does that still count? :P

I have OCD so I read this 100 times. :(

dont get it..........

thestoryofaglrls avatar thestoryofaglrl Yeah You Are -2Reply

Either I don't get it or it's so not funny that I just think I don't get it.

@Emperorerror Either I don't get it or it's so not funny that I just think I don't get it.

You clearly missed the joke. Try reading it again. Maybe then, you'll get it.

Anonymous 0Reply
@You clearly missed the joke. Try reading it again. Maybe then, you'll get it.

Oh, man, you sure tricked me! Now I'm gonna go read it for a second time DERP!

This is just dumb.

I don't get it :S

Anonymous -4Reply

If this isn't a worthy POTD, i don't know what is

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are -8Reply

Please, someone explain...I think I'm very stupid to not get this, but I'm not going to get it any time soon

Anonymous -10Reply
@Please, someone explain...I think I'm very stupid to not get this, but I'm not going to get it any time soon

Not to be sassy... But this might be the most self-explanatory post in the history of the internet.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +53Reply
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@1529269

That is not me...

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You didn't read this comment twice, amirite?

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are -48Reply
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