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I didn't want to read it again but then it just happened
And now you're pregnant with a half-human half-POTD baby...I know, the world is a tough place.
Me: Nope, I'm not getting tricked by that one. Because it did say "I bet you had to read this twice", didn't it? reads it again
At first I NW'd because I didn't get the joke, and than I realized I had read it about 5 times.
So if you read it 5 times, technically it's still NW, because you didn't read it twice, you read it 5 times. Amirite?
In order to read it five times he had to have read it twice.
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
I read it twice before it had even registered with me what the sentence said
"I read it 10 times"
"I read it 12 times"
You counted?
I read it 7,574 times..
but that's just a rough estimate.
You're the only person I would respect for counting,
Oh yeah? Well, you know what????
NO ONE READ THIS BESIDES THE OP, I don't want to inflict this horror on anyone innocent.
You are now breathing manually.
Oh look, you've got a tongue! Was it always this big?
Don't your eyes feel dry? Better blink a few times!
Yaaaawwwwn Wow I'm tired. Tonight I am definitely going to bed on time.
I just lost the game. How about you? Still in the running?
YEAH! Let's see how YOU like it!
Haha.. Your plan has been thwarted. Clearly someone other than I read your comment since God himself read it. You good sir have caused the greatest being ever to exist to experience slight discomfort with his tongue. YEAH! How does it feel to sin?
I did post a warning.... shrugs and claims no responsibility
Don't worry, I'll get him back by sending him to Hell. How's that for slight discomfort?
I'm pretty sure something similar to this has already been done.
My thoughts when a little like:
Wait, what just happened... YOU SNEAKY BASTARD.
well played, sir. I applaud thou.
Nice use of the word thou.
im gonna sound like such a buzzkill but it actually wasnt. thou is mostly used at the beginning of a sentence. it shouldve been 'i applaud thee'.
Ok Mr. Buzzkill.
I'm
going to
wasn't
Thou
It
should've
I*
I said buzzkill not grammar nazi, since I'm pretty sure they was no such thing as Nazi's in Shakespeare's time..
there*
buzzkill, not grammar*
I expect a lot the people who voted nw to change their answer.
And now people will probably read it around 30 more times since it's POTD.
When I first read this I was all like "I'm not reading it again! HA!" But then I felt compelled to read it again.
I expected a typo or something. Darn my trusting nature.
I read it on my phone, then I saw it on here, then I saw it on twitter. THERE'S NO WINNING.
I got it the first time, but the post was to pretty to not look at again
Same here...
DAMN YOU GOOD SIR.
You have tricked me and i despise you for that.
http://ctrlv.in/44363
What is with you and linking photos?
http://ctrlv.in/44490
What's wrong with it?
It's because she's got nothing actually funny to say but wants everyone ever to know who she is so she comments on every popular post about 90 times with some fucking picture.
wh...why did i just do that? WITCHCRAFT.
http://ctrlv.in/44370
I don't get it.
Read it again.
Oh I get it!
...says Albert Einstein to Dwight
What if they were talking about Starcraft? Or Hunting? Or Farming?
or bears
oh my
Actually, I read it 3 times.
You have to read it twice before you can read it a third time.
Mind=blown
God's mind has been blown up. God save us.
Sometimes, I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR MIND TRICKS I feel foolishh.
10 TIMES FTW!! I win...
You, sir or ma'am, win a turnip.
score.
More like a beet.
I hate you and your turnips.
That isn't very polite sir. Don't be hating on my turnips.
I apologize. And to show how sorry I am, I will give you this turnip.
Thank you, kind sir =]
(see, that is how you accept a damn turnip!!)
turnip cone
You got me -_-
Lol, the first time I read it I read it so quickly I didn't understand it. So I read it again to see what it said, and then I felt stupid.
I only looked once, but then I revisited the site to see what to POTD was...
you are a genius
Clever
Voldemort spares your life...
The sad thing is, I have seen this post about 4 times today, and every time I have seen it I have read it twice. I'm not sure if I'm incredibly stupid or this guy is really clever.
I read it three times. I'm an over-achiever.
Well, three times now that this is potd.
I read this twice thinking that there must have been something extremely clever in the context that I missed, but it just said "I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?"
i read it 12 times o.o
I didn't HAVE to. I sat there thinking about it and I chose to because I wanted to.
I didn't actually have to read it twice, but I still YYA'd out of sheer respect for this brilliance.
Jim?
Deja Vu, the same post twice. Yes, I read it twice.
Damn... it took four months, but now I have read it twice... I'll change my vote now...
I read it once and thought, "NOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME READ IT AGAIN! I WON'T DO IT!"
And then I read it again.
i read it once...
Anyone have another turnip for this guy?
*girl
And one for her cat.
Well then you clearly missed the joke...
If you don't like this POTD don't worry, it'll be over in 5 minutes, and if not, read this again.
Ah, I see what you did there. Well you got me, hands down.
When this was first homepaged, I read it once and looked away really fast, thinking I was very clever. Now I must regretfully change my vote.
Every freaking time I come on amirite, I read it.
Sigh.
I'm sitting here pounding my fist on my desk in joy. That was good.
yeah, every time I'm happy I like to pound things too, even a poor defenseless desk. Sicko.
You sir I a clever gentleman, I applaud you.
I bet you that the potato is superior to the beet.
False. Black bear.
I would have also accepted Polar Bear.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
This isn't funny! Thousands of people have their identities stolen every year!
Michael!!
Oh ha ha very... MICHAEL!
<3
*
If you're gonna show extreme emotion, at least do it right.
Yup!
Damn it!
What kind of evil trickery is this?!?!
Whoops.
I don't get it (cry2)
Just read it again..
FUCK YOU.
Actually no, I didn't read it twice, I'm really stupid and had to read it at least five times.
To read it five times you had to read it twice...
Haha yeah, realised that after I posted it & found a similar comment D: As I said, I'm stupid.
Well I think that I deserve a change in answer.
I think you do.
i read in my mind: i bet-bet you-you had-had to read-read this twise-twise. lol does that still count? :P
I have OCD so I read this 100 times. :(
I read it thrice!
http://amirite.net/628213/1514108
dont get it..........
Either I don't get it or it's so not funny that I just think I don't get it.
See this is why we cant be together.
You clearly missed the joke. Try reading it again. Maybe then, you'll get it.
Oh, man, you sure tricked me! Now I'm gonna go read it for a second time DERP!
This is just dumb.
I don't get it :S
i dont get it
Read it again
Deja vu
dijon vu*
If this isn't a worthy POTD, i don't know what is
I'm not sure why this comment would be downvoted. Do people...disagree?!!
IKR!
Please, someone explain...I think I'm very stupid to not get this, but I'm not going to get it any time soon
Not to be sassy... But this might be the most self-explanatory post in the history of the internet.
That is not me...
Oh....I thought it had some type of pun...ok.
One more time?
tl;dr
wat u asked for it
Thanks bro
You didn't read this comment twice, amirite?
I read it twice on purpose because I'm a serious douche like that.
-.-
Hush, child.