+1,214 I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Read it again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh I get it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...says Albert Einstein to Dwight

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if they were talking about Starcraft? Or Hunting? Or Farming?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or bears

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh my

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you are a genius

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first I NW'd because I didn't get the joke, and than I realized I had read it about 5 times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So if you read it 5 times, technically it's still NW, because you didn't read it twice, you read it 5 times. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In order to read it five times he had to have read it twice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many months have 28 days?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All of them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

<3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*l If you're gonna show extreme emotion, at least do it right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me: Nope, I'm not getting tricked by that one. Because it did say "I bet you had to read this twice", didn't it? *reads it again*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clever

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I read it 3 times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have to read it twice before you can read it a third time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mind=blown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God's mind has been blown up. God save us.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DAMN YOU GOOD SIR. You have tricked me and i despise you for that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/44363

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is with you and linking photos?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's wrong with it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/44490

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's because she's got nothing actually funny to say but wants everyone ever to know who she is so she comments on every popular post about 90 times with some fucking picture.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUCK YOU AND YOUR MIND TRICKS I feel foolishh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't want to read it again but then it just happened

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And now you're pregnant with a half-human half-POTD baby...I know, the world is a tough place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

10 TIMES FTW!! I win...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You, sir or ma'am, win a turnip.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

score.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More like a beet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate you and your turnips.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That isn't very polite sir. Don't be hating on my turnips.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I apologize. And to show how sorry I am, I will give you this turnip.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you, kind sir =] (see, that is how you accept a damn turnip!!)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*turnip cone*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read it twice before it had even registered with me what the sentence said

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sitting here pounding my fist on my desk in joy. That was good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, every time I'm happy I like to pound things too, even a poor defenseless desk. Sicko.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Read it again

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Deja vu

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dijon vu*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i read it 12 times o.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My thoughts when a little like: Wait, what just happened... YOU SNEAKY BASTARD. well played, sir. I applaud thou.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice use of the word thou.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im gonna sound like such a buzzkill but it actually wasnt. thou is mostly used at the beginning of a sentence. it shouldve been 'i applaud thee'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok Mr. Buzzkill. I'm* going to* wasn't* Thou* It* should've* I*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I said buzzkill not grammar nazi, since I'm pretty sure they was no such thing as Nazi's in Shakespeare's time..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

buzzkill, not grammar*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You got me -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wh...why did i just do that? WITCHCRAFT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I read it 10 times" "I read it 12 times" You counted?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read it 7,574 times.. but that's just a rough estimate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're the only person I would respect for counting, l

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And now people will probably read it around 30 more times since it's POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I expect a lot the people who voted nw to change their answer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yeah? Well, you know what???? NO ONE READ THIS BESIDES THE OP, I don't want to inflict this horror on anyone innocent. You are now breathing manually. Oh look, you've got a tongue! Was it always this big? Don't your eyes feel dry? Better blink a few times! *Yaaaawwwwn* Wow I'm tired. Tonight I am definitely going to bed on time. I just lost the game. How about you? Still in the running? YEAH! Let's see how YOU like it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure something similar to this has already been done.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha.. Your plan has been thwarted. Clearly someone other than I read your comment since God himself read it. You good sir have caused the greatest being ever to exist to experience slight discomfort with his tongue. YEAH! How does it feel to sin?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did post a warning.... *shrugs and claims no responsibility*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry, I'll get him back by sending him to Hell. How's that for slight discomfort?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You didn't read this comment twice, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read it twice on purpose because I'm a serious douche like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hush, child.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, three times now that this is potd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If this isn't a worthy POTD, i don't know what is

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not sure why this comment would be downvoted. Do people...disagree?!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IKR!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read it on my phone, then I saw it on here, then I saw it on twitter. THERE'S NO WINNING.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got it the first time, but the post was to pretty to not look at again

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same here...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, the first time I read it I read it so quickly I didn't understand it. So I read it again to see what it said, and then I felt stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I first read this I was all like "I'm not reading it again! HA!" But then I felt compelled to read it again. wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What kind of evil trickery is this?!?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You sir I a clever gentleman, I applaud you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/44370

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't HAVE to. I sat there thinking about it and I chose to because I wanted to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I expected a typo or something. Darn my trusting nature.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i read it once...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well then you clearly missed the joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anyone have another turnip for this guy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*girl And one for her cat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Voldemort spares your life...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet you that the potato is superior to the beet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

False. Black bear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would have also accepted Polar Bear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This isn't funny! Thousands of people have their identities stolen every year!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Michael!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh ha ha very... MICHAEL!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't actually have to read it twice, but I still YYA'd out of sheer respect for this brilliance.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I only looked once, but then I revisited the site to see what to POTD was...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you don't like this POTD don't worry, it'll be over in 5 minutes, and if not, read this again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Deja Vu, the same post twice. Yes, I read it twice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn... it took four months, but now I have read it twice... I'll change my vote now...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoops.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, I see what you did there. Well you got me, hands down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUCK YOU.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read it three times. I'm an over-achiever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sometimes, I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The sad thing is, I have seen this post about 4 times today, and every time I have seen it I have read it twice. I'm not sure if I'm incredibly stupid or this guy is really clever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read it once and thought, "NOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME READ IT AGAIN! I WON'T DO IT!" And then I read it again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Either I don't get it or it's so not funny that I just think I don't get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You clearly missed the joke. Try reading it again. Maybe then, you'll get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, man, you sure tricked me! Now I'm gonna go read it for a second time DERP! This is just dumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

See this is why we cant be together.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually no, I didn't read it twice, I'm really stupid and had to read it at least five times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To read it five times you had to read it twice...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha yeah, realised that after I posted it & found a similar comment D: As I said, I'm stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I think that I deserve a change in answer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When this was first homepaged, I read it once and looked away really fast, thinking I was very clever. Now I must regretfully change my vote.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read this twice thinking that there must have been something extremely clever in the context that I missed, but it just said "I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i read in my mind: i bet-bet you-you had-had to read-read this twise-twise. lol does that still count? :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it :S

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read it thrice!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/628213/1514108

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Every freaking time I come on amirite, I read it. Sigh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have OCD so I read this 100 times. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dont get it..........

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it (cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just read it again..

by Anonymous 12 years ago