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When you think about it jerking off and being a mime are a lot alike. Both are just pretending to be in a box. amirite?

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So on that episode of Spongebob when Spongebob and Patrick spent the whole day in the empty box and Squidward was jealous, it was really just saying Spongebob and Patrick can get some pussy but Squidward can't?

Oh Nickelodeon, you so sneaky!

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are +174Reply
@__________ Or that time that Spongebob didn't let Patrick see his box.

I think we know what that picture from the Christmas party is of!

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are +76Reply
@__________ Or that time that Spongebob didn't let Patrick see his box.

Patrick didnt let Spongebob see his box actually. (:

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Like... a G string?

@__________ Like... a G string?

No, more like a string from a tampon.

derpityderps avatar derpityderp Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Patrick didnt let Spongebob see his box actually. (:

Sorry, my knowledge is a bit fuzzy. I haven't seen that episode in awhile.

I don't get it.

@Chapstick I don't get it.

A 'box' is another term for a vagina

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@A 'box' is another term for a vagina

Since when do vaginas look like boxes. Or am I just a freak.

@yddraigarian wo said it had to look like one?

So then why would they be called boxes.

@Chapstick So then why would they be called boxes.

"...have her open the box..."

suddenly this sketch is funnier.

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@1397921

This gives new meaning to the SNL song "dick in a box".

@Chapstick I don't get it.

potd is dum. it dus nt desve 2 b potd on amiright bday

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@Chapstick Terrible grammar, but I have to agree.

i tink no1 is voting on it bc of how bad it is

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Well, I for one had never heard of the term "box" referring to a vagina before.

Anthony favorited it, it must be a good post.

@wobbuffet Anthony favorited it, it must be a good post.

Haha I love how Anthony made this site for people to express their opinions and share their bias, but it is almost impossible to disagree with Anthony's bias because he is so Godly.

Dwights avatar Dwight No Way +28Reply

Reminds me of Notting Hill, when Spike didn't understand the reference to Pandora's box. "I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though hehe smilie "

@FlyingGuineaPig Reminds me of Notting Hill, when Spike didn't understand the reference to Pandora's box. "I knew a girl at school...

I love spike!
"There's something wrong with this yoghurt..."
"That's because it's mayonaise."

HastyCroissants avatar HastyCroissant Yeah You Are +24Reply

THIS is the POTD? THIS?!

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@Statefarm

Is that an ovary or just something clever?

Dwights avatar Dwight No Way +12Reply
@Dwight Is that an ovary or just something clever?

It looks like a pear to me... Last time I checked ovaries did not look like pears -__-

Ive never heard anyone refer to a vagina as a "box"

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I'm in New Zealand, never heard of it. Is it on Sky?

He may be wrong...

I thought you were gonna say something stupid like "neither of them can talk!" wary smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +10Reply

The comments are funnier than the post, how did this get POTD? Didn't even make me grin.

Frozens avatar Frozen No Way +8Reply

..........?

But a mime is trying to escape from the box, but jerking off isn't :(

Expelliarmuss avatar Expelliarmus Yeah You Are +7Reply

although if you're doing both it makes sense because a mime would never get a girl

"The first thing I'd do if I became invisible would be to go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death, the round of applause he'd get would be astounding."

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Yes, that's exactly what it means...holds face in despair

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sb123s avatar sb123 Yeah You Are 0Reply

Am I the only one that thought about Jack in the box?

This needs to be replaced for the top, its getting old, and its not even good.

Box is about as common as snatch

th3dons avatar th3don Yeah You Are +2Reply

This is the worst Post Of The Day!

Anonymous +2Reply

ahaha. It's funny because it's about sex.

I thought you meant pretending to be in the tv or computer while watching porn.

AtheisticMystics avatar AtheisticMystic Yeah You Are -1Reply

it actually makes sense to me, maybe its a southern thing, I've heard it called a box forever. Although Tech N9ne even has a song called that box.

@idesiree Um no! Im from Texas. && my first thought was what the fuck you talkin bout willus.

Just a guess. lol . its also been used in hip hop for quite some time. but idk where it originated.

This is brilliant! Afrikaans word for box is the worst word you could use... ever and it refers to the vagina.

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So you saying you're proud of your vagina made me think of some girl walzing around naked going, "Look at my vagina!! Isn't it glorious?!"

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