Just because mattresses aren't sentient beings doesn't mean you can go around calling us porn stars.
I'll have you know that I've done Shakespeare.
Asshole.
And just what position did you do Shakespeare in?
What 'position'? Oh, haha.
I was in Othello. I played the Bed.
Very big role. Very essential to the plot line.
I was thinking the same lyrics too! XD
A male porn star is a mactor actor!
(Joke)
Going deep with Lisa Ann
?
Oh the ? Eh
Just because mattresses aren't sentient beings doesn't mean you can go around calling us porn stars.
I'll have you know that I've done Shakespeare.
Asshole.
And just what position did you do Shakespeare in?
What 'position'? Oh, haha.
I was in Othello. I played the Bed.
Very big role. Very essential to the plot line.
I was thinking the same lyrics too! XD
A male porn star is a mactor actor!
(Joke)
Going deep with Lisa Ann
?
Oh the ? Eh