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A female pornstar is a mattress actress, amirite?

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Just because mattresses aren't sentient beings doesn't mean you can go around calling us porn stars.

I'll have you know that I've done Shakespeare.

Asshole.

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@Vitae And just what position did you do Shakespeare in?

What 'position'? Oh, haha.

I was in Othello. I played the Bed.

Very big role. Very essential to the plot line.

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I was thinking the same lyrics too! XD

A male porn star is a mactor actor!

(Joke)

Going deep with Lisa Ann

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