+240 A female pornstar is a mattress actress, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A male porn star is a mactor actor! (Joke)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just because mattresses aren't sentient beings doesn't mean you can go around calling us porn stars. I'll have you know that I've done Shakespeare. Asshole.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And just what position did you do Shakespeare in?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What 'position'? Oh, haha. I was in Othello. I played the Bed. Very big role. Very essential to the plot line.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Going deep with Lisa Ann

by Anonymous 14 years ago

?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh the ? Eh

by Anonymous 14 years ago