They're allowed to go out and experience modern civilisation and are allowed to stay if they prefer it. It's like that saying about letting something go and then keeping it if it comes back.
I never really thought of the concept of an "Amish murderer"... I considered that a myth, like people living in Nebraska (since we all know only corn lives in Nebraska)
That would actually work... If you managed to recreate a note at the exact pitch of the brain with a really taut string, and dragged a bow across it hard and fast enough and for a long enough time, the guys head may explode.
Normally it would be the electric chair, but Amish people don't use electricity.
An acoustic guitar is similar to an electric guitar and doesn't need electricity.
So an acoustic chair is similar to an electric chair and doesn't need electricity.
As an Amish person, I am incredibly offended by this.
http://www.myfacewhen.com/1/
Please refer to:
http://amirite.net/633264
http://ctrlv.in/87410
I suppose that's for supporting my own post, even though it's relevant in this situation..or?
http://ctrlv.in/87430
clever
I though the Amish didn't use the internet.....
They're allowed to go out and experience modern civilisation and are allowed to stay if they prefer it. It's like that saying about letting something go and then keeping it if it comes back.
I never really thought of the concept of an "Amish murderer"... I considered that a myth, like people living in Nebraska (since we all know only corn lives in Nebraska)
Dont forget about North Dakota. They let their kids drive at 13 around there because there's nothing to hit :)
Except wheat.
That would actually work... If you managed to recreate a note at the exact pitch of the brain with a really taut string, and dragged a bow across it hard and fast enough and for a long enough time, the guys head may explode.
I volunteer. Just remember to post it to my channel after I'm gone.
...how does that work?
You take a wooden chair and beat someone to death with it in a room with a lot of echo.
So that's how they make modern music
No that's how they make dubstep.
Absolutely, dubstep is made by the Amish.
They play the brown note and make them shit their pants. It's very embarrassing.
Normally it would be the electric chair, but Amish people don't use electricity.
An acoustic guitar is similar to an electric guitar and doesn't need electricity.
So an acoustic chair is similar to an electric chair and doesn't need electricity.
because sometimes you have to ruin the joke for people to get it
Because sometimes people don't deserve the truth. Sometimes they deserve more. They deserve to have their faith rewarded.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Nice catch action man by the way haha
The ratio of wheat to people is 105:1
"White breads making wheat bread."
The Amish don't have spell check.
Did someone write down this post, mail it to you, then you mailed back this comment, and they have just now typed this?
Asian murderers get the electric floor-pillow
Didn't you already post that?
I got a lot of hate for it, so i deleted it to come up with something better, and then i couldn't come up with anything better -.-
Look who's talking.
Didn't you already post that?
Save your breath, she's going to delete that comment now that it's unsuccessful.
Now she's not, just to spite you.
Now she will, just to spite me.
Now I don't know what she'll do.
Dude you buzz killed my love streak.
The love I gave to this comment goes towards the one that is no more.
It's people like you that keep this place awesome :')
Stop.
Hammertime.