Amish murderers get the acoustic chair. amirite?

...how does that work?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You take a wooden chair and beat someone to death with it in a room with a lot of echo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So that's how they make modern music

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No that's how they make dubstep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Absolutely, dubstep is made by the Amish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They play the brown note and make them shit their pants. It's very embarrassing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As an Amish person, I am incredibly offended by this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I though the Amish didn't use the internet.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're allowed to go out and experience modern civilisation and are allowed to stay if they prefer it. It's like that saying about letting something go and then keeping it if it comes back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Please refer to: http://amirite.net/633264

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/87410

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I suppose that's for supporting my own post, even though it's relevant in this situation..or?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/87430

by Anonymous 13 years ago

clever

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/1/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice catch action man by the way haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would actually work... If you managed to recreate a note at the exact pitch of the brain with a really taut string, and dragged a bow across it hard and fast enough and for a long enough time, the guys head may explode.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I volunteer. Just remember to post it to my channel after I'm gone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never really thought of the concept of an "Amish murderer"... I considered that a myth, like people living in Nebraska (since we all know only corn lives in Nebraska)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dont forget about North Dakota. They let their kids drive at 13 around there because there's nothing to hit :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except wheat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The ratio of wheat to people is 105:1

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"White breads making wheat bread."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Asian murderers get the electric floor-pillow

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't you already post that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't you already post that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look who's talking.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got a lot of hate for it, so i deleted it to come up with something better, and then i couldn't come up with anything better -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago