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Amish murderers get the acoustic chair. amirite?

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As an Amish person, I am incredibly offended by this.

runnerdudes avatar runnerdude Yeah You Are +43Reply

I never really thought of the concept of an "Amish murderer"... I considered that a myth, like people living in Nebraska (since we all know only corn lives in Nebraska)

That would actually work... If you managed to recreate a note at the exact pitch of the brain with a really taut string, and dragged a bow across it hard and fast enough and for a long enough time, the guys head may explode.

...how does that work?

Chewbanshees avatar Chewbanshee Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Chewbanshee ...how does that work?

You take a wooden chair and beat someone to death with it in a room with a lot of echo.

Truuninjas avatar Truuninja Yeah You Are +45Reply
@Chewbanshee ...how does that work?

They play the brown note and make them shit their pants. It's very embarrassing.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Chewbanshee ...how does that work?

Normally it would be the electric chair, but Amish people don't use electricity.
An acoustic guitar is similar to an electric guitar and doesn't need electricity.
So an acoustic chair is similar to an electric chair and doesn't need electricity.

Anonymous +8Reply
@because sometimes you have to ruin the joke for people to get it

Because sometimes people don't deserve the truth. Sometimes they deserve more. They deserve to have their faith rewarded.

Anonymous +4Reply

Nice catch action man by the way haha

runnerdudes avatar runnerdude Yeah You Are +5Reply

The ratio of wheat to people is 105:1

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@1713363

The Amish don't have spell check.

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@1713362

Did someone write down this post, mail it to you, then you mailed back this comment, and they have just now typed this?

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Asian murderers get the electric floor-pillow

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are -1Reply
@runnerdude Didn't you already post that?

I got a lot of hate for it, so i deleted it to come up with something better, and then i couldn't come up with anything better -.-

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Save your breath, she's going to delete that comment now that it's unsuccessful.

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@1713338

Dude you buzz killed my love streak.

@Montana Dude you buzz killed my love streak.

The love I gave to this comment goes towards the one that is no more.

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