I'm gonna send this link that to all my black friends with a message that says "Please don't hurt me."
You have black friends? Daredevil.
Only half black. Everything else is to scary man.
That brings new meaning to the phrase "my better half"
"Laugh out loud. Out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud"?
Exactly! You get me.
I imagine them to be like
And then like
This made me laugh so hard
Me too. Without the "so"
So it made you laugh hard? That's sweet.
Do you get the reference?
http://amirite.net/526070 Do I get a prize?
Correct! Here's your prize! (Don't worry about what the link says)
(lol, i was kinda scared to open that)
Right? I had to make sure I was alone! Good laugh, though.(:
You got the reference!! Your prize is in that link several comments above you.
I think it was a copy and then an attempt to cover his own ass. Not a reference.
Same. Just without the "laugh"
Same. Just without the "me".
Same. Just without the "lame attempt at humor". Oh, that's not there? Let's not add it in there then, eh?
...am I Canadian
I see a POTD in your future.
How did you post a video like that? Can you do that now? Are you God? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Oh, this is so fucking cool!
That made me think of this.
This reminds me of my mother.
I see a potd in the present, nice catch!
2011 is the year of the rabbit, that makes sense, those things can be vicious!
Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It is the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
Rabbit are scary! True story: In 2nd grade, my friend was having a birthday party where a guy came with a bunch of animals (like snakes and lizards and stuff) and we can to touch them and look at them. We were all sitting in a circle on his deck and I was sitting right by the opening. Well the trainer took out the rabbit and was holding it, but not tight enough so it squirmed out of his hands and bolted for the opening! I was blocking his path so he tries to jump OVER me and lands clear on my head! It was ridiculous and I was scarred for many moons following.
I used to have pet rabbits, and sadly one of my rabbits died on my tenth birthday. So my mother took me out to buy a new rabbit as a birthday gift, and one of the rabbits they brought out to show me bit and hung on to the lady's finger.
So you bought it then?
I have a 3 inch scar from my pet rabbit... vicious animals they are.
Just be glad it didn't supper or brunch at you.
...with a knife?
I can wholeheartedly relate to this. I just loathe when tits make me soil my armor.
:< I don't think we're that scary.
Unless they provoke us...
Google: angry white dude => 2,270,000 results.
Google: angry black dude => 15,400,000 results.
There's a reason for our fear.
Google: angry mexican dude => 18,300,000 results...
Where's their longer-than-a-month special occasion?!
Never mind, Black History Month is 28 days long and Hispanic Heritage Month is 30. Also, "angry lady" gives 128,000,000 results, which probably also explains why Women's History Month is 31 days.
Just like the saying goes, "a smile from a black person keeps the doctor away, but a frown....well you better run away!"
Jews get 8 days for Hanukkah, no wonder every one hates them.
I guess that's why you're lonely...
I see you're using that emoticon a lot, since you've left it out of your list last time...
Shut up about Jews Cartme-err- DandyLion!
Do it. It'll almost be like I matter
aww honey you do matter
I was just looking at your icons and I thought you were talking to yourself.
we get that a lot
I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of trees. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a tree I was 8 and my eyelid swelled up and I almost went blind in my right eye.
"I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of sharks. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a shark I was 8 and it bit my left eye and my eyelid swelled up and I almost went blind in my right eye.
"I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of blacks. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a black I was 8 and he punched me in my face and I almost went blind in my right eye."
Woo. I found these more exciting.
So, he bit your left eye, but you almost went blind in your right?
You heard Bloo_Kys, don't provoke me.
Point taken. I'd be pretty terrified if a shark or black person bit my eye too. Until then though, I'll stick to trees.
Black people are like poison ivy, most people are allergic to them.
School is scary. That's nine months. We should be more afraid of moms though. They only get a day and we know how they feel about equality. Jesus gets everyday. He must be REALLY scary.
Black History Month is 28 days in February. Hispanic Heritage Month is Sep 15- Oct 15. That's thirty days. Does that mean Hispanics are just a little scarier than black people?
Maybe but Women's history month gets the whole 31 days of March
Women get eternity to themselves.
I forgot about that! Maybe that's why some men see women as intimidating, haha. You don't see there being a Men's History Month...or a White History month which by this logic would mean white men are less scary than trees.
They are. I've never had a white guy fall on my house during a bad storm.
Very true, haha!
What's that I smell? Is it...future POTD?
Sorry, that's me. I should REALLY take a shower...
Then take one already, dammit!
I was going to, but the spell check on my computer kept putting that aggravating little red line under it, as if were spelled incorrectly or something. It's so outdated.
today some black guy jumped out of his car and started walking at me...i nearly shit my pants
I'm black and I would have been scared as well, lol!
What did he want?
A hug, obviously.
he thought i did a hit and run on his car...black ppl
He I *People
Forgot ' ' around the hit and run.
We must be terrorfied by snow since we give it three whole months
Not in southern california. We're so unafraid of snow, we intimidate it and it never comes near us -____-
Six to seven months (typically). Jesus, Canada is a bunch of pansies.
-le gasp- Lucky!
its called winter, little ms sunshine
no shit. and its not a special occasion.
Are you suggesting there should be a rapist history month?
I AM CRYING.
Is that because your caps lock key is broken?
DUDE THAT'S WHY RAMADAN IS ALSO FOR ONE MONTH!
Muslims are so scared this month they can hardly eat anything all day!
According to Wikipedia, Japan has the highest average life expectancy overall at 82.6 years. In all fairness, though, old people are pretty scary.
That kind of explains why there're always grandparents in animes...
Birthday's can add up.
The OP got banned...hmm....
Breast cancer gets October. It's pretty scary.
this is amazing
Babies scare everyone shitless, obviously, seeing as they get 9 months to brew.
Have no fear; Daves get 0 days.
All hail Santa with his fearsome claws!
Trees make me shit myself.
Trees make me horny(horny hippo).
and yet the devil gets one (halloween)
Black people should give white people a year then cos they all so scared of us wippin them.
I feel as if this was written by the great polarthebear.
It was ConnorNoonan. He got banned for making accounts, favoriting his own post, resulting in this becoming POTD.
Actually, he just pissed off Ant :/
This wasn't POTD because he had multiple accounts, he just happened to get banned on the same day. He didn't favorite this on any accounts aside from his main account.
How about gays?
Who would be afraid of gays?
I know, they're fabulous!
Damn right we are!
the people who disliked are black haha
Dude, this isn't YouTube
Thumbs up if you agree.
Thumbs up if you notice the lack of thumbs for which to vote a thumbs up.
Thumbs up if you are the 15th person to read this comment.
I hate youtube comments like that. but thats not what i was saying. i was actually making an observation. if you look on the right hand column you'd see the pics of people who disagreed.
I happen to be a black person that liked this post! So your comment is a fail.
I said the people who disliked this were black. Not all black people disliked this, but all the people who disliked it are black.
Edit: disliked -> disagree**