Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?

lmaooooo This made me laugh so hard

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me too. Without the "so" hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So it made you laugh hard? That's sweet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you get the reference?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same. Just without the "laugh" hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same. Just without the "me".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same. Just without the "lame attempt at humor". Oh, that's not there? Let's not add it in there then, eh? ...am I Canadian lolwut

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jmayrod?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You got the reference!! Your prize is in that link several comments above you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it was a copy and then an attempt to cover his own ass. Not a reference.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

2011 is the year of the rabbit, that makes sense, those things can be vicious!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tim: There he is! King Arthur: Where? Tim: There! King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit? Tim: It *is* the rabbit! King Arthur: You silly sod! Tim: What? King Arthur: You got us all worked up! Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! Sir Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah? Sir Robin: You manky Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you! Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum? Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rabbit are scary! True story: In 2nd grade, my friend was having a birthday party where a guy came with a bunch of animals (like snakes and lizards and stuff) and we can to touch them and look at them. We were all sitting in a circle on his deck and I was sitting right by the opening. Well the trainer took out the rabbit and was holding it, but not tight enough so it squirmed out of his hands and bolted for the opening! I was blocking his path so he tries to jump OVER me and lands clear on my head! It was ridiculous and I was scarred for many moons following.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to have pet rabbits, and sadly one of my rabbits died on my tenth birthday. So my mother took me out to buy a new rabbit as a birthday gift, and one of the rabbits they brought out to show me bit and hung on to the lady's finger.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you bought it then?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a 3 inch scar from my pet rabbit... vicious animals they are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can wholeheartedly relate to this.

I just loathe when tits make me soil my armor. ... hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm gonna send this link that to all my black friends with a message that says "Please don't hurt me."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have black friends? Daredevil.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only half black. Everything else is to scary man.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That brings new meaning to the phrase "my better half"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol.ololololololololol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Laugh out loud. Out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly! You get me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Their reaction: http://ctrlv.in/31506

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I imagine them to be like http://myfacewhen.com/7/ And then like http://myfacewhen.com/3/ And finally http://myfacewhen.com/65/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is amazing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:< I don't think we're that scary.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless they provoke us...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Google: angry white dude => 2,270,000 results. Google: angry black dude => 15,400,000 results. There's a reason for our fear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Google: angry mexican dude => 18,300,000 results... Where's their longer-than-a-month special occasion?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never mind, Black History Month is 28 days long and Hispanic Heritage Month is 30. Also, "angry lady" gives 128,000,000 results, which probably also explains why Women's History Month is 31 days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just like the saying goes, "a smile from a black person keeps the doctor away, but a frown....well you better run away!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We must be terrorfied by snow since we give it three whole months

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not in southern california. We're so unafraid of snow, we intimidate it and it never comes near us -____-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Six to seven months (typically). Jesus, Canada is a bunch of pansies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see a POTD in your future.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see a potd in the present, nice catch!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

According to Wikipedia, Japan has the highest average life expectancy overall at 82.6 years. In all fairness, though, old people are pretty scary.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That kind of explains why there're always grandparents in animes... wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.gifbin.com/981768

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's that I smell? Is it...future POTD?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, that's me. I should REALLY take a shower...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then take one already, dammit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of trees. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a tree I was 8 and my eyelid swelled up and I almost went blind in my right eye.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of sharks. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a shark I was 8 and it bit my left eye and my eyelid swelled up and I almost went blind in my right eye. "I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of blacks. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a black I was 8 and he punched me in my face and I almost went blind in my right eye." Woo. I found these more exciting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Point taken. I'd be pretty terrified if a shark or black person bit my eye too. Until then though, I'll stick to trees.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Black people are like poison ivy, most people are allergic to them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So, he bit your left eye, but you almost went blind in your right? hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You heard Bloo_Kys, don't provoke me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I AM CRYING.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is that because your caps lock key is broken?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn groundhogs!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jews get 8 days for Hanukkah, no wonder every one hates them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess that's why you're lonely...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see you're using that emoticon a lot, since you've left it out of your list last time...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut up about Jews Cartme-err- DandyLion!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

School is scary. That's nine months. We should be more afraid of moms though. They only get a day and we know how they feel about equality. Jesus gets everyday. He must be REALLY scary.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DUDE THAT'S WHY RAMADAN IS ALSO FOR ONE MONTH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Muslims are so scared this month they can hardly eat anything all day!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about gays?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who would be afraid of gays?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, they're fabulous!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn right we are!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmaoooo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the people who disliked are black haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, this isn't YouTube Thumbs up if you agree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thumbs up if you are the 15th person to read this comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thumbs up if you notice the lack of thumbs for which to vote a thumbs up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate youtube comments like that. but thats not what i was saying. i was actually making an observation. if you look on the right hand column you'd see the pics of people who disagreed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I happen to be a black person that liked this post! So your comment is a fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I said the people who disliked this were black. Not all black people disliked this, but all the people who disliked it are black.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Edit: disliked -> disagree**

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trees make me shit myself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trees make me horny(horny hippo).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Black History Month is 28 days in February. Hispanic Heritage Month is Sep 15- Oct 15. That's thirty days. Does that mean Hispanics are just a little scarier than black people?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe but Women's history month gets the whole 31 days of March

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Women get eternity to themselves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I forgot about that! Maybe that's why some men see women as intimidating, haha. You don't see there being a Men's History Month...or a White History month which by this logic would mean white men are less scary than trees.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They are. I've never had a white guy fall on my house during a bad storm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Very true, haha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

today some black guy jumped out of his car and started walking at me...i nearly shit my pants

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What did he want?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he thought i did a hit and run on his car...black ppl

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*He *I *People Forgot ' ' around the hit and run.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A hug, obviously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm black and I would have been scared as well, lol!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Babies scare everyone shitless, obviously, seeing as they get 9 months to brew.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yuFy_qjolU

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you suggesting there should be a rapist history month?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have no fear; Daves get 0 days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The OP got banned...hmm....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Black people should give white people a year then cos they all so scared of us wippin them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All hail Santa with his fearsome claws!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and yet the devil gets one (halloween)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Breast cancer gets October. It's pretty scary.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel as if this was written by the great polarthebear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was ConnorNoonan. He got banned for making accounts, favoriting his own post, resulting in this becoming POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This wasn't POTD because he had multiple accounts, he just happened to get banned on the same day. He didn't favorite this on any accounts aside from his main account.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, he just pissed off Ant :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How?

by Anonymous 13 years ago