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Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?

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I'm gonna send this link that to all my black friends with a message that says "Please don't hurt me."

Anonymous +63Reply

lmaooooo
This made me laugh so hard

@Serg Me too. Without the "so"

So it made you laugh hard? That's sweet.

Tempest_Trances avatar Tempest_Trance Yeah You Are +57Reply
@majorsasquatch http://amirite.net/526070 Do I get a prize?

Correct! Here's your prize! (Don't worry about what the link says) Image in content

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +27Reply
@majorsasquatch (lol, i was kinda scared to open that)

Right? I had to make sure I was alone! Good laugh, though.(:

ShakinBacons avatar ShakinBacon Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Montana Jmayrod?

You got the reference!! Your prize is in that link several comments above you.

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Sun You got the reference!! Your prize is in that link several comments above you.

I think it was a copy and then an attempt to cover his own ass. Not a reference.

Montanas avatar Montana Yeah You Are 0Reply
@IamProbablyaNinja Same. Just without the "me".

Same. Just without the "lame attempt at humor". Oh, that's not there? Let's not add it in there then, eh?
...am I Canadian lolwut smilie

I see a POTD in your future.

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@1392920

How did you post a video like that? Can you do that now? Are you God? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

HastyCroissants avatar HastyCroissant Yeah You Are +25Reply
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@1392937

Oh, this is so fucking cool!
YouTube video thumbnail

Ram27s avatar Ram27 Yeah You Are +6Reply
@1392920

This reminds me of my mother.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Egotistical I see a POTD in your future.

I see a potd in the present, nice catch!

DerpyHoovess avatar DerpyHooves Yeah You Are +2Reply

2011 is the year of the rabbit, that makes sense, those things can be vicious!

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are +32Reply
@CapedCrusader 2011 is the year of the rabbit, that makes sense, those things can be vicious!

Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It is the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +98Reply
@FlyingGuineaPig Tim: There he is! King Arthur: Where? Tim: There! King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit? Tim: It is the...

Rabbit are scary! True story: In 2nd grade, my friend was having a birthday party where a guy came with a bunch of animals (like snakes and lizards and stuff) and we can to touch them and look at them. We were all sitting in a circle on his deck and I was sitting right by the opening. Well the trainer took out the rabbit and was holding it, but not tight enough so it squirmed out of his hands and bolted for the opening! I was blocking his path so he tries to jump OVER me and lands clear on my head! It was ridiculous and I was scarred for many moons following.

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are +32Reply
@CapedCrusader Rabbit are scary! True story: In 2nd grade, my friend was having a birthday party where a guy came with a bunch of...

I used to have pet rabbits, and sadly one of my rabbits died on my tenth birthday. So my mother took me out to buy a new rabbit as a birthday gift, and one of the rabbits they brought out to show me bit and hung on to the lady's finger.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +17Reply
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@1393695

Just be glad it didn't supper or brunch at you.

@1393695

...with a knife?

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are 0Reply

:< I don't think we're that scary.

Erins avatar Erin Yeah You Are +21Reply
Bloo_Kyss avatar Bloo_Kys Yeah You Are +36Reply
@Bloo_Kys Unless they provoke us...

Google: angry white dude => 2,270,000 results.

Google: angry black dude => 15,400,000 results.

There's a reason for our fear.

@lonely_jew Google: angry white dude => 2,270,000 results. Google: angry black dude => 15,400,000 results. There's a reason...

Google: angry mexican dude => 18,300,000 results...
Where's their longer-than-a-month special occasion?!

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Sun Google: angry mexican dude => 18,300,000 results... Where's their longer-than-a-month special occasion?!

Never mind, Black History Month is 28 days long and Hispanic Heritage Month is 30. Also, "angry lady" gives 128,000,000 results, which probably also explains why Women's History Month is 31 days.

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Bloo_Kys Unless they provoke us...

Just like the saying goes, "a smile from a black person keeps the doctor away, but a frown....well you better run away!"

Wooohooos avatar Wooohooo Yeah You Are +6Reply

Jews get 8 days for Hanukkah, no wonder every one hates them.

@lonely_jew (cry2)

I guess that's why you're lonely...

adiosToreadors avatar adiosToreador Yeah You Are +15Reply
@lonely_jew (cry2)

I see you're using that emoticon a lot, since you've left it out of your list last time...

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +1Reply
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@1388981

Do it. It'll almost be like I matter

ConnorNoonans avatar ConnorNoonan Yeah You Are +7Reply
@WhySoRegulus aww honey you do matter

I was just looking at your icons and I thought you were talking to yourself.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +12Reply

I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of trees. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a tree I was 8 and my eyelid swelled up and I almost went blind in my right eye.

@Jabberjay I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of trees. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched...

"I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of sharks. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a shark I was 8 and it bit my left eye and my eyelid swelled up and I almost went blind in my right eye.

"I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of blacks. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a black I was 8 and he punched me in my face and I almost went blind in my right eye."

Woo. I found these more exciting.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +65Reply

School is scary. That's nine months. We should be more afraid of moms though. They only get a day and we know how they feel about equality. Jesus gets everyday. He must be REALLY scary.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +13Reply

Black History Month is 28 days in February. Hispanic Heritage Month is Sep 15- Oct 15. That's thirty days. Does that mean Hispanics are just a little scarier than black people?

@duckshirt Maybe but Women's history month gets the whole 31 days of March

I forgot about that! Maybe that's why some men see women as intimidating, haha. You don't see there being a Men's History Month...or a White History month which by this logic would mean white men are less scary than trees.

What's that I smell? Is it...future POTD?

Purple_Roses avatar Purple_Rose Yeah You Are +10Reply
@Purple_Rose What's that I smell? Is it...future POTD?

Sorry, that's me. I should REALLY take a shower...

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@1393142

I was going to, but the spell check on my computer kept putting that aggravating little red line under it, as if were spelled incorrectly or something. It's so outdated.

Purple_Roses avatar Purple_Rose Yeah You Are +9Reply

today some black guy jumped out of his car and started walking at me...i nearly shit my pants

yupperss avatar yuppers Yeah You Are +10Reply

We must be terrorfied by snow since we give it three whole months

sb123s avatar sb123 No Way +8Reply
@sb123 We must be terrorfied by snow since we give it three whole months

Not in southern california. We're so unafraid of snow, we intimidate it and it never comes near us -____-

PartyPats avatar PartyPat Yeah You Are +27Reply
@sb123 We must be terrorfied by snow since we give it three whole months

Six to seven months (typically). Jesus, Canada is a bunch of pansies.

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@1393615

-le gasp- Lucky!

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@1394032

its called winter, little ms sunshine

sb123s avatar sb123 No Way -1Reply
@sb123 its called winter, little ms sunshine

no shit. and its not a special occasion.

Barsoaps avatar Barsoap Yeah You Are 0Reply

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Hey_Theres avatar Hey_There Yeah You Are +8Reply

Damn groundhogs!

Are you suggesting there should be a rapist history month?

drhannahs avatar drhannah Yeah You Are +7Reply

I AM CRYING.

Dameequas avatar Dameequa Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Dameequa I AM CRYING.

Is that because your caps lock key is broken?

HastyCroissants avatar HastyCroissant Yeah You Are +97Reply

DUDE THAT'S WHY RAMADAN IS ALSO FOR ONE MONTH!

Expelliarmuss avatar Expelliarmus Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Expelliarmus DUDE THAT'S WHY RAMADAN IS ALSO FOR ONE MONTH!

Muslims are so scared this month they can hardly eat anything all day!

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +30Reply

According to Wikipedia, Japan has the highest average life expectancy overall at 82.6 years. In all fairness, though, old people are pretty scary.

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@1394657

Birthday's can add up. wary smilie

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are 0Reply

The OP got banned...hmm....

Anonymous +3Reply

Breast cancer gets October. It's pretty scary.

this is amazing

Unknownjizz12s avatar Unknownjizz12 Yeah You Are +1Reply

Babies scare everyone shitless, obviously, seeing as they get 9 months to brew.

Have no fear; Daves get 0 days.

All hail Santa with his fearsome claws!

Trees make me shit myself.

@CatMan Trees make me shit myself.

Trees make me horny(horny hippo).

and yet the devil gets one (halloween)

Anonymous -2Reply

lmaoooo

YATTAs avatar YATTA Yeah You Are -3Reply

Black people should give white people a year then cos they all so scared of us wippin them.

I feel as if this was written by the great polarthebear.

@Eminna I feel as if this was written by the great polarthebear.

It was ConnorNoonan. He got banned for making accounts, favoriting his own post, resulting in this becoming POTD.

pb55020s avatar pb55020 Yeah You Are +2Reply
@pb55020 It was ConnorNoonan. He got banned for making accounts, favoriting his own post, resulting in this becoming POTD.

This wasn't POTD because he had multiple accounts, he just happened to get banned on the same day. He didn't favorite this on any accounts aside from his main account.

Anonymous 0Reply

How about gays?

AdnanB98s avatar AdnanB98 Yeah You Are -7Reply

the people who disliked are black haha

YATTAs avatar YATTA Yeah You Are -34Reply
@YATTA the people who disliked are black haha

Dude, this isn't YouTube

Thumbs up if you agree.

@swimlax Dude, this isn't YouTube Thumbs up if you agree.

Thumbs up if you notice the lack of thumbs for which to vote a thumbs up.

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +26Reply
@swimlax Dude, this isn't YouTube Thumbs up if you agree.

Thumbs up if you are the 15th person to read this comment.

adiosToreadors avatar adiosToreador Yeah You Are +25Reply
@swimlax Dude, this isn't YouTube Thumbs up if you agree.

I hate youtube comments like that. but thats not what i was saying. i was actually making an observation. if you look on the right hand column you'd see the pics of people who disagreed.

YATTAs avatar YATTA Yeah You Are -4Reply
@YATTA the people who disliked are black haha

I happen to be a black person that liked this post! So your comment is a fail.

Wooohooos avatar Wooohooo Yeah You Are +14Reply
@Wooohooo I happen to be a black person that liked this post! So your comment is a fail.

I said the people who disliked this were black. Not all black people disliked this, but all the people who disliked it are black.

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