You've gotta wonder what would happened if your attitude towards a mugger was so out of the ordinary, that they wouldn't know how to react. *mugger holds you at knife point* "Give me all your money!" *you casually open your wallet* "Umm.. alright.. so I have....$76 in...

+831 You've gotta wonder what would happened if your attitude towards a mugger was so out of the ordinary, that they wouldn't know how to react. *mugger holds you at knife point* "Give me all your money!" *you casually open your wallet* "Umm.. alright.. so I have....$76 in Monopoly money and.. *rummages through wallet some more* ..14 Chuck E Cheese tickets. But I like, really need these.. sooo we could.. I don't know.. maybe split them?" "......wtf is wrong with you?". Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Two words. Julian smith

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love his videos.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would rummage through my things, pull out a knife, put it up to his neck, demand his money, then wait as a camera crew comes up behind me. Then, I would say, "Congratulations! You're on a new reality show called 'You Just Got Mugged'!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Give me your money" "Dude, I'm 15, I have a buck fifty and a piece of gum.."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thats why you always keep a condom in your wallet! Just pull it out and give him a nice stalker pedophile smile.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That happened to my aunt and she said "Umm no...", the guy ran away.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you could try HAMBONING!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love this. "Give me all your money!" "No!" "DAMN, I'M NOT EVEN GOOD AT MUGGING PEOPLE!! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago