+831 You've gotta wonder what would happened if your attitude towards a mugger was so out of the ordinary, that they wouldn't know how to react. *mugger holds you at knife point* "Give me all your money!" *you casually open your wallet* "Umm.. alright.. so I have....$76 in Monopoly money and.. *rummages through wallet some more* ..14 Chuck E Cheese tickets. But I like, really need these.. sooo we could.. I don't know.. maybe split them?" "......wtf is wrong with you?". Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Two words. Julian smith

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love his videos.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would rummage through my things, pull out a knife, put it up to his neck, demand his money, then wait as a camera crew comes up behind me. Then, I would say, "Congratulations! You're on a new reality show called 'You Just Got Mugged'!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Give me your money" "Dude, I'm 15, I have a buck fifty and a piece of gum.."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thats why you always keep a condom in your wallet! Just pull it out and give him a nice stalker pedophile smile.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That happened to my aunt and she said "Umm no...", the guy ran away. d

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you could try HAMBONING!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love this. "Give me all your money!" "No!" "DAMN, I'M NOT EVEN GOOD AT MUGGING PEOPLE!! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago