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A kindergarten teacher is someone who makes the little things in life count. amirite?

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omg im 5 and im not a thing im a personnn!!1!

Baconnoisseurs avatar Baconnoisseur Yeah You Are +87Reply
@Baconnoisseur omg im 5 and im not a thing im a personnn!!1!

Really. Last I checked the average lifespan of a Baconnoisseur is 3 years. You sir are living a healthy life.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +47Reply

I see what you did there.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +46Reply
@RebeccaBIack I don't.

That's because you're still learning the days of the week ;)

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good try ono smilie -participation medal

@RebeccaBIack I don't.

Makes the little things in life count.
Teaches little kids how to count.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +31Reply
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@I don't either

Umm who do you think you are mister?

TheBlindMans avatar TheBlindMan Yeah You Are +21Reply
@TheBlindMan Umm who do you think you are mister?

he is just a random blind man... but YOU! you are THE blind man.

They also teach their students how to add an-- ohhhh

Nonsense_Narwhals avatar Nonsense_Narwhal Yeah You Are +19Reply
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They make them draw pretty pictures, sing the alphabet, and tell you how to be nice to everyone.

Geez, what are you thinking of?

elizabeth216s avatar elizabeth216 Yeah You Are +22Reply

She also makes them rite, amirite?

Expelliarmuss avatar Expelliarmus Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Expelliarmus She also makes them rite, amirite?

I hope not. We'd be seeing posts like "culerang insid tha linz iz hard amirit?"

@http://touch.amirite.net/639763

If you made this post, it isn't there anymore.

@Shadi If you made this post, it isn't there anymore.

Yeah I made a post saying "colerang inside tha linz iz hard amirite" and it was deleted because "it's against the rules to have post that are not in English" lolwut

Expelliarmuss avatar Expelliarmus Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Expelliarmus Yeah I made a post saying "colerang inside tha linz iz hard amirite" and it was deleted because "it's against the...

http://ctrlv.in/33572

I made the post under the name "The Tautologist". The score was somewhat high, but it wasn't homepaged or anything. I think I am mostly bothered that somebody would just report a post that I made almost a year ago when no one else reported the post when it was originally made at least.

@Shadi http://ctrlv.in/33572 I made the post under the name "The Tautologist". The score was somewhat high, but it...

LOL wait what this was deleted now after it's been an amirite post for a year? :P WTF? That's ridiculous.

Expelliarmuss avatar Expelliarmus Yeah You Are 0Reply

Actually, my first grade teacher made us count. My kindergarten teacher helped us bake apple pie. yum smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Serg Actually, my first grade teacher made us count. My kindergarten teacher helped us bake apple pie.

In my preschool we made igloos out of sugar cubes and frosting...
...and wonder why obesity exists...

sb123s avatar sb123 Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Serg Actually, my first grade teacher made us count. My kindergarten teacher helped us bake apple pie.

I read this as ".. my first grade teacher made us cunt..". I thought she was cooking female pie or something...

I learned how to count in 8th grade.

Well, most of the time-http://amirite.net/576512

Anonymous +7Reply

i get it. congrats on potd

omgeetoasts avatar omgeetoast Yeah You Are +4Reply

At first I thought "Ok...?" but then I read the first comment and thought harder...

Nice one!

Crouchezs avatar Crouchez Yeah You Are +4Reply

And if the teacher can't get them to count, straight to the corner!

...just like the real world. un smilie

Imagine if the OP wasn't trying to make the joke that teachers teach "little things" (kids) to count. What if they were just being serious. It's kind of like how teachers find symbols in books that the author never even thought of .

_Jojo_s avatar _Jojo_ Yeah You Are +3Reply

It took me way to long to get that. =P

GabbyGirlie815s avatar GabbyGirlie815 Yeah You Are +2Reply

Just got that now.. after I favourited the post like a week ago. dear lord

My kindergarten teacher spelled my name wrong every day. She still doesn't know how to spell it. Clever post, though

Charleybears avatar Charleybear Yeah You Are -4Reply

Child molestation is wrong, amirite?!

INB4 "omg im 5 and im not a thing im a personnn!!1!"

DagGirlYouChuglys avatar DagGirlYouChugly Yeah You Are -20Reply

Except American teachers, those fatties are most definitely not "little"

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are -24Reply
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