+1,445 A kindergarten teacher is someone who makes the little things in life count. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see what you did there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Makes the little things in life count. Teaches little kids how to count.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's because you're still learning the days of the week ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't either

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm who do you think you are mister?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he is just a random blind man... but YOU! you are THE blind man.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

INB4 "omg im 5 and im not a thing im a personnn!!1!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 OP's talkin bout your junk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg im 5 and im not a thing im a personnn!!1!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really. Last I checked the average lifespan of a Baconnoisseur is 3 years. You sir are living a healthy life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 child molestation is wrong!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Child molestation is wrong, amirite?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no way

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pedophile teacher: "Alright kids! How many penises am I holding up?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alright kids! If I had seven girls' panties and I gave four of those away, how many panties would I have?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not enough!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My god, I lol'd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, most of the time-http://amirite.net/576512

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shameless promotion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They also teach their students how to add an-- ohhhh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i get it. congrats on potd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have an idea. How aboot whenever you understand the Post of the Day, you leave a comment saying so. Isn't that a great idea??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YO!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't see what I did there? (Cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...OH. wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh NO, so. ...bro?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hoe ^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.minecraftopia.com/images/blocks/diamond_hoe.png Hoe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I understand the Post of the Day!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

goo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, my first grade teacher made us count. My kindergarten teacher helped us bake apple pie. yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In my preschool we made igloos out of sugar cubes and frosting... ...and wonder why obesity exists...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read this as ".. my first grade teacher made us cunt..". I thought she was cooking female pie or something...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except American teachers, those fatties are most definitely not "little"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clearly your teacher sat on your head.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How'd you know?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She left an impression.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aww (cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I learned how to count in 8th grade.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She also makes them rite, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope not. We'd be seeing posts like "culerang insid tha linz iz hard amirit?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://touch.amirite.net/639763

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you made this post, it isn't there anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I made a post saying "colerang inside tha linz iz hard amirite" and it was deleted because "it's against the rules to have post that are not in English" lolwut

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*have A post that IS not And *insid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/33572 I made the post under the name "The Tautologist". The score was somewhat high, but it wasn't homepaged or anything. I think I am mostly bothered that somebody would just report a post that I made almost a year ago when no one else reported the post when it was originally made at least.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL wait what this was deleted now after it's been an amirite post for a year? :P WTF? That's ridiculous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if the teacher can't get them to count, straight to the corner! ...just like the real world. un

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first I thought "Ok...?" but then I read the first comment and thought harder... Nice one!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My kindergarten teacher spelled my name wrong every day. She still doesn't know how to spell it. Clever post, though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're still in kindergarten? Cute.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hell yes I am.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It took me way to long to get that. =P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Imagine if the OP wasn't trying to make the joke that teachers teach "little things" (kids) to count. What if they were just being serious. It's kind of like how teachers find symbols in books that the author never even thought of .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just got that now.. after I favourited the post like a week ago. dear lord

by Anonymous 13 years ago