+483 If you're ever get attacked by a group of white people, just yell "EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!" and they'll all stop to do the Cha Cha Slide, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whereas, if you're attacked by a group of black people, always have a job application on hand

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or a watch. The neighbourhood kind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did this at an amusement park in a long line. Best day ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago