Movies, especially really long ones, should have an intermission so you can use the bathroom and get refills on soda and popcorn, amirite?

I believe movies used to have an intermission

They do where I'm from

Or you could pause it?

Refills? They already give you too much! That'll help with obesity... think of how many calories are in that popcorn and soda!

Hey, just watch Monty Python.