+258 When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or he's a policeman arresting a prostitute.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uhhhh...wife

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or a person paying for a prostitute.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hey, i mean, if you're gonna get a prostitute, You may as well be polite about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

May I please hook-up with you? I will even pay you, ma'am.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

would you be as so kind and fair, my maiden as to bend down on your knees for thee? Oh, yes, over there madame, yes, thank you so, so very much. You are so dear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right? I'd probably do anything to make the situation better than what it was.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

“Call a jack a jack. Call a spade a spade. But always call a whore a lady. Their lives are hard enough, and it never hurts to be polite.”

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never heard that one before. Unfortunately, I don't think it is practiced as frequent as it could/should be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's from a book called "The Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it was common knowledge when a man holds any door open for a woman, it is just a way to get a close up look at her ass.

by Anonymous 10 years ago