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When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or he's a policeman arresting a prostitute.
by Anonymous12 years ago
uhhhh...wife
by Anonymous12 years ago
or a person paying for a prostitute.
by Anonymous12 years ago
hey, i mean, if you're gonna get a prostitute, You may as well be polite about it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
May I please hook-up with you? I will even pay you, ma'am.
by Anonymous12 years ago
would you be as so kind and fair, my maiden as to bend down on your knees for thee?
Oh, yes, over there madame, yes, thank you so, so very much. You are so dear.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Right? I'd probably do anything to make the situation better than what it was.
by Anonymous12 years ago
“Call a jack a jack. Call a spade a spade. But always call a whore a lady. Their lives are hard enough, and it never hurts to be polite.”
by Anonymous12 years ago
I've never heard that one before. Unfortunately, I don't think it is practiced as frequent as it could/should be.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's from a book called "The Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I thought it was common knowledge when a man holds any door open for a woman, it is just a way to get a close up look at her ass.
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