At the beach, you're scared that if you open your eyes under water, you'll run the risk of seeing a huge set of shark teeth right in front of your face... So you keep your eyes closed under water... amirite?

-99 At the beach, you're scared that if you open your eyes under water, you'll run the risk of seeing a huge set of shark teeth right in front of your face... So you keep your eyes closed under water... amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm more concerned with the question do I want to burn my eyeballs out or keep them tightly sealed?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would seeing shark teeth make it any more dangerous than not seeing them? You can still get eaten whether you see them or not. And it's really hard to see in ocean water anyway, because the salt in the water hurts like a bitch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago