Sometimes, you have those moments when you do something ridiculously stupid, like attempting to use deodorant as chap stick or putting soap on your toothbrush, that make you stop and think, "Wtf is wrong with me?", amirite?

Idk how many times I have almost pumped hand soap onto my toothbrush, or tried to text on my calculator in math class

I accidentally used conditioner as a face wash once. :)

You might want to see a doctor about that

Okay I've never done THOSE, but other stuff.