When someone asks me what superpower I would have if I were a superhero, I tell them I already have one. I say I possess the preternatural ability to anticipate and avoid horrifically boring conversations. Then I walk away, amirite?

+321 When someone asks me what superpower I would have if I were a superhero, I tell them I already have one. I say I possess the preternatural ability to anticipate and avoid horrifically boring conversations. Then I walk away, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

genius.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my god. That's some amazing material right there. I'm not being sarcastic, if I saw that in a comedy film, I know I'd bust out laughing. Seriously, well done!

by Anonymous 12 years ago