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You would rather arrive five minutes late to your destination than 50 years early to your funeral, amirite?

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Bro, these are words to live by. <3

EpicBoy Yeah You Are +8Reply

Well DUH.

ctiscooler +4Reply

Good post!

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+106It's annoying when you make a minor mistake, like coming to dinner two minutes late, and your parents act like you're trying to sabotage the family. It's like, "Yes mom, it was my evil plot to make you guys wait a little later for dinner, just so I can weaken you and enslave you all! Mwahahahaha!" Or I just forgot to check my watch, amirite?

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+1,004What if people really do see the things that they claim are ghosts, except they aren't really spirits or poltergeists? What if what they're really seeing is a chunk of time that got temporarily lost? So a girl could've been brushing her teeth in your bathroom 50 years ago but that time got mixed up and you're seeing it happen right now. It's not really happening, but you see it. That would be pretty creepy but insanely awesome, amirite?

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+137You can't imagine how 40 or 50 years ago people drew cartoon clips all by hand, amirite?

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Also about minutes late

+287People are more likely to question your excuse if you're a few minutes late than if you're an hour late, amirite?

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+742You would rather arrive five minutes late to your destination than 50 years early to your funeral, amirite?

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+38There is a good chance that in 50 years drivers education will mostly consist of sitting in a car doing nothing, amirite?

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