Don't sleep with you head under the pillow, or you will wake up with a mouth full of coins and no teeth, amirite?

cyanide and happiness?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like this one better. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnb6fn08rZ1qcbrn2o1_500.png

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can't spell "Chauncy" without Cyanide and Happiness! ... I won't let you! yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where does the 'u' come from in 'Chauncy'?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My loyal followers?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Still no u

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why don't I get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The tooth fairy takes teeth from under pillows and leaves money, all of his teeth were under his pillow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OHHHHHH thanks!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So that's why I didn't get it ... In Sweden we put the tooth in a glass of water, not under the pillow. Interesting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm you sure those aren't dentures? XD lololol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, yeah I'm sure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yum. spare change.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where's the problem?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The pillow might suffocate you to death. OP Just forgot to mention that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or they would choke on the coins in their mouth...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now, don't you think the pillow is more likely?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We are talking about a mythical creature taking your teeth and putting coins in your mouth while you sleep; I don't think anybody is thinking of how realistic/likely something is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or they'd choke on the blood from having all their teeth ripped out...... wait, too far?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go into your closet, get the key in the box, travel to Antarctica, and dig under the ice exactly on the most southern point on earth. There should be a penguin guarding a scroll. Do not kill the penguin, because every time you do, it comes back to life stronger. Put it to sleep with a tranquilizer dart. Then get the scroll before it wakes up. The scroll should have a map on it. The map will guide you over the Great Wall of China, through their army, (that will try and stop you), and into the heart of the country. There is where the problem lies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i see many flaws in your explanation: 1. im a narwhal and therefore do not own a closet 2. im a narwhal and therefore can not dig 3. im a narwhal and therefore cannot walk on land 4. im a narwhal and therefore can not shoot a tranqulizer gun 5. im a narwhal and therefore can not go to china 6. im a narwhal and therefore idgaf

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you can type, you can shoot a tranquilizer gun, and dig. You can always get a private jet that will specially deliver you, and you can just stay in a giant fish bowl for a few days, it may be a big inconvenience, but if you really want to find the problem you can do it. As for the closet, it would be any place you store things. Fish have no possessions so it would be where ever you live. And lastly, your just greedy for no sharing your fuck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*you're just greedy for not sharing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nonsense!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Narwhal will lose her pretty horn-like tooth if she don't know what's good for her! hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So this is a common practice for old people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wonder if they ever try to trick the tooth fairy. "honey what are you doing?" "Putting my dentures under the pillow to get some money for the newspaper!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"The tooth fairy isn't at your level of retardation, honey!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Your dentures sure do look a lot like-" "Gimme back my teeth! *snatched dentures* ...Hooligan..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now I'm never going to do this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you're saying that you try to suffocate yourself everynight? http://suicidehotlines.com/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope Nike doesn't sponsor them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope you didn't just kill originality.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, and you'll suffocate, but whatever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guess I can finally pay for that trip to the dentist! ...Two coins is enough, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hopefully none of that money was used as tips at strip clubs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That doesn't sound very comfortable either...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://8.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/69/12/586f48811dc9c707dba1e2f9b1df8de1.jpg FUCK YEAH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think she'll come unless the tooth is completely detached. And believe me, I know. As a child I attempted to sell her crayons, barrettes shaped like frogs, scissors, glittery bits of paper, Barbie clothes, and, once, a roll of tape. Unfortunately she'd only take teeth, so one night I put the tooth on *top* of the pillow, thinking I could confront her and ask her if there was anything else she'd be willing to pay for, because I would happily supply it as my tiny allowance sucked. Unfortunately she snuck by me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those little white things in bean bag chairs got me a penny once cool

I was like haha bitch!!! And then I dropped the penny down the sink (cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't sleep at all....or a fairy will break into your house and steal yo shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She's climbin under yo pillow, snatchin yo teeth up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And you'd die. ohohoh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but no.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm hungry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Excessive Loving will do that to a person

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I quit that stuff a long time ago..... wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He said "excessive loving", not "ecstacy loving"!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oooooh! Nevermind then. I'm gonna go yell at my dog to make me a sammich.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You tell that bitch

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny cuz she's literally a bitch hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eat some chips?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. My dog made me ham and swiss

by Anonymous 13 years ago

With this economy, it would be well worth it for some people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In the words if Barney Stintson, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was younger, I thought that if I saved up as many of my teeth that would fall and put them all under my pillow at once, the tooth fairy would somehow be pleased and give me a bonus gift. Unfortunley, my bag of teeth started rotting and my mom threw them away.... :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds like something off of The Hangover!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a fun birthday post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just LOL'd really hard and it's 5am... Thank you OP!

by Anonymous 13 years ago