+309 When you noticed you've walked into a spider web or a long, invisible string made by a spider, you don't really want to know where the spider actually went, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You say "When you noticed" like it's a perfectly casual thing to walk into a spiderweb. Everybody I know who's walked into a spiderweb starts flailing their arms and running around like they're possessed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I understand what you are trying to convey, but when I mean 'when you noticed', I mean you noticed you walked into one because you can feel the web on your skin! Not that anyone knew it was there BEFORE they walked into it!! I'm pretty sure nobody actually likes the feeling...

by Anonymous 12 years ago