+232 There is no greater, more pure or distinct love than the love of food. It's known and understood by all, and should never be denied. It's something you enjoy spending your whole life searching for, and it's in your earliest memories, whether they are happy or sad. You crave food at all times of the day, and the combinations of sweet, savory, salty, and sour keep the "relationship" exciting and limitless. Food, simply put, can be your one true love. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what about music?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What aboot STFU?! ... I'm sorry...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

,umad?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what are cremepops?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't love music, half the time I don't understand it (and they were all yellow? what does that MEAN?), I don't spend the whole life searching for it, and I don't crave it. Like ever. It's not known and understoof by all because not all of us like music. I know, I'm weird. Everyone always tells me that because I don't listen to music.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My stomach and head agree. But my alternative head doesn't agree

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just wondering, how much do you weigh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

120 lbs, why?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No reason. Also, do you update your relationship status on Facebook every time you have lunch?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. I'm not a relationship person. Single.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A lot of Americans have it as there one true love. And people say its a problem! You know what, fuck them. They may be fat, gross looking Snorlax relatives, but who cares? THEY'RE IN LOVE, DAMNIT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Americans are the only ones who love to eat. Forget the fact the French the Italian and the Greeks love food so much they've got some seriously complex recipes and people every where in the world eat their food all the time because it's so damn yummy. Fat American jokes are not clever or funny anymore. Especially when they're irrelevant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, i don't think I've ever seen someone so butt hurt over something so small.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What exactly about this implies butt hurt?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The fact that you took the time to write out such dumb response to a small joke that wasn't irrelevant? Or that you outright said they're not funny or clever anymore as if you could speak on behalf of everyone?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Food is relevant. America is not. I could say you're butthurt because you're leaving a dumb response to me, but that doesn't mean you are. And http://amirite.net/509744 I've actually seen a lot more posts bitching about how old and not clever they are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Americans eat a lot of food. This post is about food. how exactly is this irrelevant?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because all countries eat food. Americans in specific are irrelevant to the general love of food.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In reply to your comment: I still see a ton of people who approve them and think they're funny and clever. I thought you were against the irrelevant thing There can be a ton of people and they still won't be the majority. I said "irrelevant doesn't mean two things are not comparable" No one compared America to food. Irrelevant means not important to the subject at hand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the people you used to back up your argument still isn't the majority. And duh, no one compared them to food. You're the only one that thinks that that is the connection. It was comparing love of food to Americans being fat because of it. It seems very relevant to the post, unlike anything you have added to this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And i was hoping you wouldn't see that. It came off sounding too much like an attack, that's why i replaced it with the other response.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When more people agree than disagree, it's a majority. The thing about about comparing them to food is about you saying something about me being against irrelevant, and I assumed it was because you saw my post saying irrelevant doesn't mean two things are not comparable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, you don't know what the majority actually thinks. You think that because of that one post? did everyone vote on it? No. Stop speaking above your person like you are a sentiment being connected to everyone, please.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My god you are assy. Majority: the amount by which the greater number, as of votes. I guess we can never ever ever have majority on any thing in the world because the whole world didn't vote on it. No. That's ridiculous. When hundreds of people agree, and few disagree, even if you had every single person vote the ratio would be the same and it would still be the majortiy. I like how this is the only thing you had to say.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You really are ignorant. You only used a single post as your support, while saying that you KNOW what the majority thinks, That is all i have been saying. I love how you keep repeating the same thing in a different manner and then get upset by me still telling you how full of crap you are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are truly ignorant on the definition of ignorant and the definition of the word majority. Using a post to prove a point isn't ignorant. And what exactly about this implies butt hurt?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how I'm eating pizza as I'm reading this post cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anorexia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Words.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spoken like a true fatty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Big girls gotta eat to! ...for two? ...im sorry. I wouldn't know anything about this. lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read 'one true love' and my mind immediately went to American Pie and the apple pie incident.

by Anonymous 13 years ago