+447 When you're on the beach it's difficult to tell the difference between people who are tanning, people who are sleeping, and people who are dead, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank God, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They are all planking

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sometimes those fade into each other.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like when someone replaces your tanning oil with cooking oil.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can sleep-tan....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The whole "burying people in the sand" thing adds to the confusion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ikr? It scares me to think that I could be in a life-threatening coma on the beach, and people would look over and think 'nvm, she's just tanning.' And I could die because they didn't realize.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... Fred! Get that corpse into some swimming wear. We're going to the beach.

by Anonymous 13 years ago