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If you can't remember someone's name then, ask them "what was your name again?" Out of instinct, they tell you their first name. Then say "Oh I knew that, I meant your last name!" And boom, you get the full name, and you're not rude. Double score, amirite?

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YES! THANK YOU.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +21Reply

You clever son of a bitch!

Icels avatar Icel Yeah You Are +16Reply

This is brilliant. Why have I not thought of this?

LaurenZies avatar LaurenZie Yeah You Are +14Reply

unless they read amirite.

Anonymous +13Reply

I usually just ask them to spell their name.

@AMurderousCuddlebudy I usually just ask them to spell their name.

Well what if there name were to be Jack? Or Rob? Then you would look stupid.

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Kashish Well what if there name were to be Jack? Or Rob? Then you would look stupid.

I did that once, her name was Emily. I just paused and was like... Oh thought it might be "ie" not " y."

Anonymous +5Reply

You're all welcome ;)

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +2Reply

Unless they're a relative and you have the same last name

@Mary Unless they're a relative and you have the same last name

Hopefully you would know your relative's name if they were close enough to have the same last name as you.

What if since they assume that you know their first name they tell you their last name? What should i say then? Cause last time i said, no your first name you dumb bitch. And it didn't work very well...

@Pretary What if since they assume that you know their first name they tell you their last name? What should i say then?...

Me: "so what was your name again?"
Indian friend: Patelll. heavy accent
Me: No you dumb bitch I meant your first name.
Indian friend: "Raaaaaj."
I highly doubt something like this will happen.

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