Looking up your first name on Urban Dictionary is a real self-esteem booster. Unless your first name is Chad. amirite?

"Simon 1809 up, 522 down A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire. Hung Like a Dragon Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life. Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock. Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack. Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Best (or, well, most entertaining) one I found for "Stephanie": "A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A man who keeps calling Lady GaGa's name to the extent that she needed to write a song to get him to shut up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"The most Awesomest, Nicest, Prettiest, Sexiest, Cutest, Sweetest, and most Amazing girl in the whole wide world."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"a magical unicorn from the land of funk" I must have a pretty cool name

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sadly, my name just means liking someone. >.>'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Blake A male who is so extremely hot he can instantly make any female wet just by looking at her.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wet with tears.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"The most incredible friend anyone could ever have. She is incredibly beautiful both inside and out, even if she can't see it. She is absolutely hilarious, and extremely intelligent. She will be there for you no matter what, and gives you more than you deserve. She makes you realize all the good in life. She is your Sunshine."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This one isn't my name, but it made me laugh. "A Liam is a cross between a goat, a fish, a pig and a douchebag. Apparently A Liam will have some human attributes, but many are yet to be convinced. If you own a Liam, you can be sure that you will spend an excessive amount of money on it, your friends will be less likely to be seen with you (many people take a sudden dislike to Liam.) and all they are really good for is a ride. Girl: I got myself a Liam today! Friends: That's disgusting, please leave. Girl: ): "

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A person who exhibits taste, class, sophistication and overall Flyness. An individual displaying excellent taste in music. A nurturing and caring person, who may have a tendency to 'mother' you, but its for your own good ! eg. Damnnnnn, shawty is fine...must be a ______ clone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Danny A code word for alcohol. .......... Well then.......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look up Avonte

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thomas ~A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bethany God All hail our overlord Bethany. that ones my favourite!

by Anonymous 13 years ago