+208 The motto of the Olympics is "Citius, altius, fortius" which means "Faster, higher, stronger." But it sounds more like the motto for Viagra, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"The base of your penis is too low, but with Viagra, the base will slowly rise to any height from your belly button to your right nipple. Because that makes sex easier."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Altius can also mean deeper. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And/or Kanye West.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what I thought of too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I suppose that better, faster, and stronger minds think alike.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I completely agree :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Daft Punk, really.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whatever or whomever it is, sounds like a Viagra commercial.

by Anonymous 13 years ago