+393 You wonder how wizard children react when they have "the talk" with their parents. "... So you're telling me that a guy inserts his penis in a girl's vagina WITHOUT using magic? Nice try, Dad! I'm not gonna fall for THAT one." amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wonder who teaches sex ed at Hogwarts. Also, whether "wingardium leviosa" would work in the way I'm thinking...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or "ridikulus" if you're into that kind of thing...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can "crucio" be used for S&M?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As long as "imperio" is used for role playing, I'm down.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Perhaps we should meet in the Room of Requirement.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll bring the Butterbeer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My wand's at the ready.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mine's erupting sparks. This post made me think of something that went around a few years ago where someone changed the word "wand" to "penis" in quite a few quotes in Harry Potter.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mine's blasting Tommy Sparx. She's got me dancing, and I'm always one step behind...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A WAND! ... but I wish you'd told me sooner. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, it's not my wand. Unfortunately, all I have down there is a Chamber of Secrets. But this false wand should work equally well, if not better, than a real one. You can look into my crystal balls, though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your ovaries?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was thinking breasts, but whatever turns you on, I guess...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually the spell would probably be "erecto"...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

POTD, Anyone?

by Anonymous 12 years ago