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Why did the three bears take the time to make and serve the porridge, but then decide to go on a walk? amirite?

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They can do whatever the fuck they want. They're BEARS!

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Serg They can do whatever the fuck they want. They're BEARS!

I never said they can't, i just wondered WHY!

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But mama bears porridge was too cold.

8jtt9s avatar 8jtt9 Yeah You Are +1Reply
@8jtt9 But mama bears porridge was too cold.

Too cold for Goldilocks, not too cold for her.

Truuninjas avatar Truuninja Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Truuninja Too cold for Goldilocks, not too cold for her.

So it was too hot for a massive bear, but not for a dainty little girl.

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@8jtt9 So it was too hot for a massive bear, but not for a dainty little girl.

Oh, so you're saying that you want Daddy Bear to go out on his own? What if someone casually shot him? :/

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@Truuninja Oh, so you're saying that you want Daddy Bear to go out on his own? What if someone casually shot him? :/

He would still get shot if he was with the other two, he shouldn't want his wife and kid out with if there are hunters in the area, he'd want them inside.

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@8jtt9 He would still get shot if he was with the other two, he shouldn't want his wife and kid out with if there are...

If you were out casually shooting bears would you shoot the bear with two more bears behind him?

Truuninjas avatar Truuninja Yeah You Are +1Reply
@8jtt9 But mama bears porridge was too cold.

yeah, by the time goldilocks got to it it was too cold, but right after mama bear made it, it was too hot.

This post kinda sucks, because you would know the answer if you read the book. :P

@GiggityGoo22 This post kinda sucks, because you would know the answer if you read the book. :P

Your comment kinda sucks, because if you knew it you would have said it.

8jtt9s avatar 8jtt9 Yeah You Are -3Reply
@8jtt9 Your comment kinda sucks, because if you knew it you would have said it.

Lol. Someone already said it in the comments above, so I didn't feel the need.

But wait, when Goldilocks came she said the porridges were too hot, too cold, and just right. However, when the bears left, they were all hot. Did the porridge cool down at different times?

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