Anyone would... it's awkward as hell.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It’s not just to hide their boner! If it’s lying asleep pointing downwards, & suddenly blood starts rushing into it, it tries to straighten out but can’t because it’s effectively kinked. This is apparently really uncomfortable for them, so they have to manoeuvre it so it points upwards & can harden up against their stomach. Fidgeting about sometimes works, but they usually have to stick their hand down the front of their trousers & scoop it up! As a teen, I used to love giving guys boners & watching them squirm. There was a guy I sat opposite at break once, & I saw him having little looks at my legs. I changed position to give him a better view whist pretending to be engrossed in my book, & because I was wearing sunglasses he couldn’t see that I was watching his crotch for any movement. Sure enough, his bulge started to change shape, so I thought I’d tease him a bit. I took off the glasses & started talking to him, not giving him the opportunity to adjust himself, then said “ouch! I think I’ve just been bitten!” I lifted my skirt & began to examine the inside of my thigh: the poor guy’s eyes nearly popped out of his head as he got a proper eyeful. Then I asked him if he could adjust the parasol over the table as the sun was in my eyes which meant he would have to stand up to alter it. It was hilarious to watch him cross his legs as he got up & twisted away from me to avoid me seeing the tent in his trousers, but the side view of him clearly showed his embarrassing little problem. Before he turned back I saw by his movements that he got his hand down there & straightened things up! I had literally dozens of similar moments in senior school & university! Yes I was a pr*ck-teasing bitch, but I loved it! Sorry guys xx

by Anonymous 1 year ago