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SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who's ever used a cell phone will die, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
HOLY SHIT I'M BURNING THIS DEVIL MACHI--wait.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Does that make the Amish immortal?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I've seen Amish people with cell phones...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Those are New Order Amish. Most Old Order Amish shun them.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Those would probably be Mennonites
by Anonymous12 years ago
People who say no are immortal
by Anonymous12 years ago
SCARIER BUT STILL TRUE: statistics show that everyone who hasn't used a cell phone will also die! It's a lose-lose situation.
by Anonymous12 years ago
... So that's why my grandma is still alive!
by Anonymous12 years ago
OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO- wait....
by Anonymous12 years ago
HOLY SHIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DUDE I HAVE TO TELL MY FRIENDS!! **calls friends on cell phone**
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sounds like something you'd hear on the news.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"This just in, cell phone use leads brain tumors. Now back to Kelly with the traffic."
by Anonymous12 years ago
"There's a new product on the market that could very well kill its users. Find out what it is tonight at 11!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
statistics also show that anyone who experiences death dies.
DON'T EXPERIENCE DEATH
by Anonymous12 years ago
FUCK.
by Anonymous12 years ago
100% of people who drink water also die
by Anonymous12 years ago
100% of people born will die. Hm weird.
by Anonymous12 years ago
98% of people will die earlier than everyone else! :O
by Anonymous12 years ago
some say: even people who have sex will die
by Anonymous12 years ago
OH MY GOSH I KNOW. Did you know they also did research and proved that EVERYONE dies?! EVERYONE! Even the president and Harry Potter. I don't even know what to do with my life anymore. First, I was told that Saturday comes after Friday, and now this. :(
by Anonymous12 years ago
Haha my teacher said something like this in class one day "Everyone who eats pickles, will die" and this girl in our class lost it. She was like "OH MY GOD why would you tell me that I love pickles." We laughed at her for like 10 minutes and the teacher looked so disappointed like he was questioning being a teacher.
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