You spelled time macne wrong
I think I'm the only one who doesn't get this joke.
There are 7 billion people in the world, and less then 20,000 on amirite. What makes you think that you are the only one who didn't get the joke?
You're not alone.
I came into the comments just to say that.
If you really want to creep someone out you can get a friend to keep updating your status once you die.
"God this coffin is tight."
"Chillin wit Jesus."
"Great I'm stuck all of eternity in the apartment by the ice machine."
"First question I'm asking God: why does the pope get the cool hat?"
Which came first the hat or the fries? No seriously does anyone know?
"in the course of the tenth century the pope began to wear this head-covering not merely during processions to the church, but also during the subsequent church service."
So I'm gonna say the hat came first.
Then again, the fries had to have come first because life without fries is not possible.
Does St. Peter scream, "Everything you know is wrong!" daily while running by?
Did I really say "statueses"?
"Woah, theres wifi up here!"
and then travel to the future:
"Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine. Setting it for 4 minutes in the future."
-4 minutes later-
"OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS!"
http://captainspadevatore.deviantart.com/#/d3l9bif I already did that one...
finds you on fb
Yeah, it doesn't help that I'm the only one with my name on facebook...
Me too bro.
Wonders if these two people are friends on Facebook
This reminds me of a joke
inb4 everything reminds me of a joke. No, everything just reminds me of sex
My watch says you're not wearing any clothes. Oh you are? Then it must be 15 minutes fast.
I shall use that. Btw my preferred sex is female, just to clear up the minds of some users who may have been questioning my sexuality
That's not a joke, that's a pick-up line! But it's been posted before.
Sorry, I haven't seen it on amirite really.
I guy on /b/ did this... but it was a fucking year between posts. None of this pansy bullshit.
Someone's done that already, it was on failbook
I call future POTD based on the number of favorites alone.
Yes. I know is unoriginal, but before you get butthurt and complain about it... fuck off.
yes, fucking usually comes before butthurting
This was posted somewhere else before
Gonna try it!
Doing it now.
Wanna see my time machine?
i don't get it...
I did this! And it was all fun and games until some fuckhead commented on the "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" status with "what works????" When they obviously just went past the "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine" status.
Good thing this was made anon.
How are you today Mr Whacka?
Umm, stick to the cat pictures. That was hardly relevant or original.
Anyone else going to try this?
Other than the thirty people above you saying they're going to try this?
Well of course he's not referring to them. Anon obviously read the comments above him to make sure his questions have been answered and that he does not repeat something that has been reiterated. Since we know that all anon's follow this incredibly simple and logical train of thought, the only reasonable conclusion is that he was talking to everyone but the thirty above him saying they're gonna try this.
totally did this already. still fun though
Um... if any moderators want to answer this that would be great. Why was this post changed to anonymous? because I certainly didn't make it anonymously.
I'd say because it's all over the internet already and they aren't giving you credit. Sorry for sounding like a jerk.
I did post it, all my friends were begging me to let them try my time machine XD
This makes me question the intelligence of your friends. Do your friends happen to be fifth graders?
Coolest friends ever!!!!
that wouldn't be that funny....
I did it!
Woah cool! Pics or it didn't happen! Lol!
And you don't think you're funny?