If there were a strangler by the name of Arthur who charged a dollar per victim, and he ended up having to choke a witness as well as the intended victim, the newspapers would read 'Artie chokes two for a dollar', amirite?

+168 If there were a strangler by the name of Arthur who charged a dollar per victim, and he ended up having to choke a witness as well as the intended victim, the newspapers would read 'Artie chokes two for a dollar', amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i had a math worksheet that read the same thing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I knew at the beginning it would shape up to a stupid pun. Stupid, but funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a very detailed if.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this is dumb.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a lot of specific variables.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Old joke is funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago