What kind of limbs have you got that weigh 18kg each?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'd be surprised.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I lost 200 lbs by getting a divorce.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bahahaha that was actually hilarious

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ha i said this at a concert Tuesday. The band was talking about pooping (don't remember the context) and some guy in the crowd was like "It's the quickest way to lose weight" and I was like "that would be cutting off your arm". inb4 cool story bro.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was watching the biggest loser one time, one of the mini episodes. And there was this one couple that lost by one pound. One of the girls in the group had a shitload of weave in her head and I was like "RIP THE WEAVE OUT, RIP IT OUT AND YOU WILL WIN!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago