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The quickest way to lose weight is to amputate a limb. Boom, 40 pounds shed right there, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
What kind of limbs have you got that weigh 18kg each?
by Anonymous13 years ago
You'd be surprised.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I lost 200 lbs by getting a divorce.
by Anonymous13 years ago
bahahaha that was actually hilarious
by Anonymous13 years ago
ha i said this at a concert Tuesday. The band was talking about pooping (don't remember the context) and some guy in the crowd was like "It's the quickest way to lose weight" and I was like "that would be cutting off your arm".
inb4 cool story bro.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was watching the biggest loser one time, one of the mini episodes.
And there was this one couple that lost by one pound. One of the girls in the group had a shitload of weave in her head and I was like "RIP THE WEAVE OUT, RIP IT OUT AND YOU WILL WIN!"
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